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bits of humorous doggerel - 12/27/2004 10:21:53 AM   
merrymasochist


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the difference between dominant and dominate....
grammatically, there's no debate....
"dominate" is always a verb...
and always will be, if you haven't heard...
"dominant" can be an adjective or noun...
it can be used either way, and remain structurally sound…
the above truths, how do they i know?
my webster’s dictionary told me so…

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what did you do while collarme was broken?
how many times was your refresh button get poken?
were you philosohpical when bad url page arrived?
when you saw the notice of technical difficulties, did you quiver and sigh?

or were you like many who watched the clock?
as the countdown to when the site would return ticked and tocked?
did you chat in the java box collarme thoughtfully provided,
to get your collarme fix and your needs confided?

how often did you attempt the site to check,
only to mutter a frustrated, whimpering "oh heck?"
(as a creature of habit, i can honestly say...
i know i tried several times per day...)

so three cheers to the collarme web-lasses and lads...
who worked tirelessly to fix what went bad...
i just want to say with this doggerel rhyme...
thank you good folks for your effort and time...


have fun!
sincerely,
merry
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RE: bits of humorous doggerel - 12/27/2004 10:46:05 AM   
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I totally loved the post in its entirety!!!

BRAVO!!!!

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RE: bits of humorous doggerel - 12/30/2004 5:29:11 AM   
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It made me laugh out loud this am, thanks!



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