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What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/17/2006 12:22:01 AM   
captiveplatypus


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an elephant.















only real joke I know, folks. *dances outa tha thread, stage left*
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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/17/2006 8:57:27 AM   
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It took me awhile to get this.. duh! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAhahaha!

Good one :)

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/17/2006 9:48:50 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

It took me awhile to get this.. duh! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAhahaha!

Good one :)


It took me a good month.  Then one day I just busted up at the lunch table at school, laughing hysterically, explaining through giggles to my friends that I had finally gotten the joke.  They just rolled their eyes, it was old hat by then.

I was so innocent, young, and naive once.

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/17/2006 4:58:50 PM   
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Oh lord, that took me a few hours.. The blonde light appears to be shining brightly.

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 5:14:25 AM   
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hmmmm is this like Jeopardy and im going to feel really dumb raking one of my brain cells ,
i have two brain cells left,
one i use for intellect
the other works on keeping all body functions in sync,
im really begining to think <----- how is that possible ?
This is getting wierd,,,
i just wanted to laugh now im thinking,,
What kind of day am i going to have thinking this early in the morning....

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 5:40:20 AM   
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i got it hehehehehe , hahaha  with alittle help from a very Beautiful ,   hmmmm Very Beautiful Young Lady,,,,   now i can go off to work my mind at ease ,  and singing ,
i get by with a little help from my friends
i get high with a little help from my friends

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 3:52:46 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

It took me awhile to get this.. duh! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAhahaha!

Good one :)


I didn't get it yesterday ...

<bonks head> .

but I  'got it' today ... looks like I'm just a little more innocent than you LotusSong

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 3:55:32 PM   
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i read this yesterday and didnt get it i got it today walking through wallyworld

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 4:30:15 PM   
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half the brilliance is no one gets it at first, well, not usually. :p

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 7:14:43 PM   
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kk I dont get it...

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 8:09:12 PM   
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I just read it and do not get it yet.....

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 8:10:18 PM   
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Oooh, it took me about two minutes.

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 8:11:36 PM   
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ahh I was so confused I was wondering when I posted that I got it...(cause I still dont) then I realized someone just has the same pic lol

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 8:36:19 PM   
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What does it say about me when I read the title, thought of the funny answer, and said to myself "There's that, but what was the funny version again?"

I was thinking of something grey, like a grey berry or old milk, until I realized my original WAS the joke.

Don't get me wrong - I think it's funny.  I just am too perverted for this site.  Goodbye.

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/18/2006 10:03:53 PM   
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is he realy leavin???


oh thank gawd

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/19/2006 12:57:14 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

What does it say about me when I read the title, thought of the funny answer, and said to myself "There's that, but what was the funny version again?"

I was thinking of something grey, like a grey berry or old milk, until I realized my original WAS the joke.

Don't get me wrong - I think it's funny.  I just am too perverted for this site.  Goodbye.

Yours,


benji


ya I know, me too, goodbye everyone!!

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/19/2006 3:18:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: peachums

ahh I was so confused I was wondering when I posted that I got it...(cause I still dont) then I realized someone just has the same pic lol

peach
   aaaawww  peachums Your Adorable.

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/19/2006 5:52:51 PM   
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groannnnnnnnns!

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/21/2006 8:44:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: peachums

ahh I was so confused I was wondering when I posted that I got it...(cause I still dont) then I realized someone just has the same pic lol

peach


I know, your picture threw me off for a second too.  You still don't get the joke?    It took me a couple of minutes, but subbie got it right away. hehe.  It is kind of a dirty joke if that helps.

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RE: What's grey and comes in quarts? - 8/21/2006 9:22:07 PM   
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I will convert the joke for the canadians on the list

What is grey and comes in litres?

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