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Dauric -> Religion and Golf. (8/17/2006 3:57:59 PM)
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An old one I'm sure:
A priest and a nun were out golfing. At the first hole the priest gets the ball four inches from the cup, puts and the ball hits the rim of the cup and bounces out.
"Damnit I missed!"
The nun stares at the priest, shocked, but doesn't say anything. He is after all human and only god is perfect.
Next hole the priest lands the ball on the green three inches from the cup, he puts and the ball rides around the edge of the cup and shoots out again.
"Damnit I missed!"
"Father!" replies the nun,"You shouldn't use such language!"
The priest mutters "Shaddup woman, I'm golfing."
Next hole the priest gets the ball to within two inches of the cup, he loses his balance as he puts and the ball just skirts the edge of the cup.
"Damnit I missed!"
"Father, If you say that one more time I swear God will strike you down where you stand!"
"Ahhh, shaddup. I'm golfing."
Next hole, an inch away from the cup, he takes a few practice strokes and accidentally knocks the ball the other direction.
"Damnit I missed!"
A thundering crack as lighting descends from the heavens and where moments before the nun had been standing there was a pile of ash. From above a booming voice exclaims.....
"Damnit I missed!"
$0.02,
Dauric.
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