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LaTigresse -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/18/2006 8:41:06 PM)

Oui, I agree. I kind of guessed that you wouldn't but it was a fun idea.




GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/18/2006 10:17:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

So just create a new one!  I'm sure I have about 20 e-mail addresses I used at some point, but would have no idea what they are....

So, what would be an example of a simple, non-lifestyle related address?

Yours,


benji


"atyourservice"..."knighttomilady"..."yourwishmycommand"
 
etc. etc. etc.




troch -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/18/2006 11:30:23 PM)

If you are going to post it at the laundry, why not try something like this:
Never Do Laundry Again!
Toronto male, 23, seeking a confident, open-minded woman to serve and pamper.
Your needs will be my desires.

Ok...  so I am not much of a writer.
troch.




diamonddreamlove -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 12:44:49 AM)

Still think addressing the idea of misleading another should be considered benji.  Sorry but if it were me falling for you i would be hiking my leg on you for setting up such an experiment and i am a sub.  Just think what that dominating woman might do to you and of course the right woman will be able to find you fake address and all!  Of course that could be part of the deal just don't accept email from anyone that knows they were scammed or your computer might burn.   There are some computer literate women that might send your computer a nasty bug for such a thing.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 2:05:12 AM)

A - like I said, screw the innocent.  If someone can't deal with being led on for 10 minutes of online time, they'd bleed to death in a rainstorm.

B - I created a Hotmail account.  Doing damage to my computer through that is reasonably difficult.  Not impossible, but at that level, you don't waste your talents.

Yours,


benji




subfever -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 6:19:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I'm not actually going to change the sign.  I think golden showers may scare off the vanillas, non?



Ya think???

See? You're more clever than you thought! ... [;)]




twicehappy -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 6:41:32 AM)

Any takers yet this morning?




gooddogbenji -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 10:02:02 AM)

0 so far....

Yours,


benji




beenwhipped -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 11:08:05 AM)

did you walk by to see if any tags have been removed?




gooddogbenji -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 5:31:10 PM)

Maybe I should, but bananas can't walk.  Only dance.  LOL

[sm=banana.gif]

Be right back.....

Yours,


benji




gooddogbenji -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 5:52:13 PM)

None so far.... 

I'm...  So....  Ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone.
There's no one, just me onry, sitting on my rittre throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery, a rittre ronery,
Poor rittre me

There's nobody I can rerate to, feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry, but not rearry because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit. 
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the wolld maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery, rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery




Sunshine119 -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/19/2006 10:40:06 PM)

Benji,

You are such a cute, adorable puppy, I can't understand why a zillion Dommes have not claimed you as their own?  I'm a submissive and I'm even tempted!  Haven't had any results here?

Sunshine




SusanofO -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/20/2006 12:59:29 AM)

benji, I thought a lot about this, and think you should forget posting an ad at the laundromat. I think you should go to a mall, and post your ad at the door or the cashier's counter at Victoria's Secret - women love that store.

Also, I think your ad should state that you are a cute pup, and a nice, caring pup (or person, whatever you want to say), and your age, and the age range of the partner you are seeking, and how you're such a fun guy.

The current ad, if you are just saying what you said it says, is nice, but not nearly descriptive enough of how wonderful you are. It's okay to brag in a personal ad, dontcha think?

If you have to do it, you can bribe a cashier and-or manager at Victoria's Secret to post your ad by promising to buy them some panties or something. I think it's worth a try...you are a great pup, and deserve to not be alone (or arone, as the case may be).  

-Susan




gooddogbenji -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/20/2006 1:13:47 AM)

Arrighty, peopre,

What I shourd mention:  The whore point of this is not to find someone, necessariry.  I'm not actuarry arr that ronery.  I am, actuarry, quite happy right now, arr arone. 

To answer the question:  A number of Dommes have approached me, both onrine and off.  However, none have been right for me, so the search continues. 

Yes, I am picky.  No, I am not rushing into anything.  And eventuarry, I wirr find someone where I cannot say no.  And then I'rr try anyway.

ROR

Yours,

benji




SusanofO -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/20/2006 1:20:07 AM)

I am glad you are not always sad and ronrey, benji.

I do think it would be kind of interesting to see what would happen if some guy did post an ad at a Victoria's Secret store - women seem to flood that place. I love that store myself, although I do some of my shopping there online.

I think it's so cute when I go in there and see guys shopping with their girlfriends. I think it's also kind of cute when the guys sometimes look a little embarrassed to be in there at all (provided they are under 25 - if they are older than that, and still embarrassed, I don't think it's all that cute, I think it's boring; over that age, and I think they should be making the merchandise suggestions and-or selections).

Anyway, if you tire of the laundromat idea, you might consider it as another option re: Where to put a personal ad - it's an original spot anyway. The store might say no, but they might agree to do it for you, too. I know there is a Ms. Right out there for you, pup. Hang in there, and have fun doing it, as I know you will.

- Susan  




Kedicat -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/20/2006 2:43:33 AM)

Are you doing the laundry for all the women in the building yet? [:D]




gooddogbenji -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/21/2006 8:42:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kedicat

Are you doing the laundry for all the women in the building yet? [:D]



No, but that reminds me.  I need to do my own laundry. 

HEY!  Maybe if I find a Domme, I can get her to do it for me!

Yours,


benji




LaTigresse -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/21/2006 8:54:12 AM)

Good luck pup! Although that is one task I really don't mind doing at all. As long as it does not involve a laundromat!!

 It's not terribly difficult and in the winter I just love pulling the big fat towels or a quilt out of the dryer and wrapping up in it until it cools..... I'm weird.




beenwhipped -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/21/2006 8:58:55 AM)

thats not weird, hell i will wash my blankie just for the warmth after it comes out of the dryer




LaTigresse -> RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats (8/21/2006 9:00:59 AM)

Yes but are you also really weird about the laundry detergent and dryer sheets scents because you like smelling them fresh out of the dryer while you are wrapping it around you?




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