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A United States Soldier, after completing mission in Iraq and
Afghanistan, was attending some college courses between overseas
assignments. One of his classes had a professor who was an avowed
atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed loudly, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out
of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him - knocking
him off the platform - and knocking him out cold. The Soldier went back
to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on
in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Soldier and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why
did you do that?"
The Soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act
like an asshole...So, He sent me."
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