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Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 9:00:22 PM   
sleazybutterfly


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You Are 28% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head!




http://www.blogthings.com/areyouaparanoidschizophrenicquiz/


How do I do that?  Sometimes those voices are the only company I have. *sigh*



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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 9:04:04 PM   
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You Are 12% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.


Actually I thought this thread was a reference to another thread.  I don't think that's paranoid on my part, though.

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 9:11:26 PM   
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You Are 24% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head


Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean there isn't anyone out to get me

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 9:44:42 PM   
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You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.
Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouaparanoidschizophrenicquiz/

< Message edited by WayWardSoul -- 8/18/2006 9:45:33 PM >

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 9:46:36 PM   
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You Are 4% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.  
*laughs*   good gawwwd!



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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 9:58:26 PM   
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It's likely that you're perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments.
You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself.

back off man, this finger is loaded!!

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 10:12:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		You are 52% Paranoid Schizophrenic
 It's likely that you are perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments,
You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself.

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 10:58:26 PM   
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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 11:21:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am not paranoid schitzophrenic.

Neither am I.

What did you say?

Shut the hell up both of you, I am trying to sleep!

Wait... was that a noise outside my window? Are they watching me again? If they come and get us I bet they do the anal experiments again.

I have an alien living in my couch. I know that he is there... he tells me to do things and all of us listen. He eats my peanutbutter.

So, if I am paranoid and schitzophrenic, would I wig out if I looked in the mirror?

Can two schitzophrenics play four handed pinochle?

I forgot my medication... it is because I distract myself because I am always arguing with myself. I wish they would shut up. I put cotton in my ears to keep the voices out... I think it is keeping them in.

I am confused.

We need a nap.

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/18/2006 11:37:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Gauge, it sounds like you need to establish some order.  You can't have all those voices talking at once, arguing, contradicting each other.  It's enough to make a person nuts.  I say you allot each of them a time when they can talk.  If they disobey the rule then it's corner time and they forfeit their next time to talk.  It is imperative you get those voices in order or you will for sure end up crazy.   

As for the alien in the couch...buy a lot of peanut butter.  Hard to talk with your mouth full.  Then you and your voices can go about your day while the alien is preoccupied.

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 12:46:38 AM   
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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 5:18:41 AM   
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You Are 4% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 5:28:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		You Are 8% Paranoid Schizophrenic



You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.

Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouaparanoidschizophrenicquiz/

but what if I find the 8% even disturbing?


< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 8/19/2006 5:29:49 AM >

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 7:45:14 AM   
NYMaster101


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Status: offline 		First- I would not be so Paranoid  if everyone was not out to get me!
 
Second- I'm perfectly normal:  the voices tell me so!
 

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 7:47:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		You Are 4% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.
Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouaparanoidschizophrenicquiz/

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 7:53:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		You Are 4% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.
Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouaparanoidschizophrenicquiz/

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 7:58:03 AM   
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You Are 20% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 8:00:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have a shirt that I wear to work, that says....I hear voices, and they don't like you.

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 8:15:27 AM   
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You Are 4% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing. it seems like there are a few of us who are just on the edge then those who are really far away from the edge....<smiles>

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RE: Are you paranoid schizophrenic? - 8/19/2006 8:17:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I have a shirt that I wear to work, that says....I hear voices, and they don't like you.


I want that shirt!

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