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I am the Captain - 8/19/2006 6:52:32 AM   
pounddog


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   A Captain of a sight seeing tour boat ,
Who before a group, of sight see'ers
were going up river  
It is a beautiful clear Sunny Day
This particular Captain was the type who could do no wrong, 
At least in His own mind. 
He was Barking commands at his crew ,
his crew rolling thier eyes at one another at the Captains antics
The Captain's  Ego ballooning out of control before  his captured audience of sightsee"rs
He is telling them about his long , long experience of being a Captain ,
He is in the middle of telling them that he has been on this river all his Life
He knows every twist an turn
He has navigated through every Weather Condition imaginable
He knows the Bottom of this river like most know thier driveway
He knows every rock and obstacle  in this river
Then there is an UnGodly Crashing Tearing sound
The Tour boat shudders to a Dead Stop people are thrown out of thier seats
The Captain calmly say's to them and their is one of them Now..
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RE: I am the Captain - 8/19/2006 2:55:45 PM   
pounddog


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hehehe   Pounddog You laughing at your own jokes ,,,,,,   heheheh  yeah ......

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RE: I am the Captain - 8/20/2006 12:37:11 PM   
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I say Hmmmm


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RE: I am the Captain - 8/20/2006 1:41:47 PM   
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Yup.. pride goeth before a... rock? :)

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I'm not inflatable.


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