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Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 6:57:45 AM

JessieMe

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Here is the place to put all those unwanted "do me" ads.

List all the things you want someone else to perform for you with no thought of what you are going to offer them.

Let the games begin!

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 6:59:09 AM

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I want someone to kiss my nose.

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 6:59:15 AM

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Looking for Master who will pay for my college education, keep me in bondage every night while I sleep, and give me 20 orgasms a day (minimum).

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 7:03:17 AM

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<kisses cuddlebutts nose>

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 7:06:35 AM

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I know I'm weird, but I just love little kisses on my nose....hehehe

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 7:23:52 AM

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Okay, all games aside. I am a call it as I see it kinda gal. Lets not pussy foot around, forget about minor easy stuff like CBT, sissifying, sticking needles under your fingernails I want to REALLY put the hurt on you dammit! Your gonna get your ass to the farm, pick three trees of apples, naked, with syrup slathers all over you (have I mentioned I have bee hives in the orchard

?) Then, your gonna get your worthless hiney off my property before I let the dogs out. BUT, before you are allowed the above priviledge, you are gonna tribute buster! I ain't talking any measly hundreds here, I am talking at LEAST five figures! After all, the humiliation, discomfort and downright pain you will experience picking apples....naked....covered in syrup in hot humid Iowa weather.......in full view of a state highway....covered, bitten, stung, by flies, bees, ants......PRICELESS!
(Did I mention....no aftercare? You will have to put your clothes back on, no shower, nothing to soothe the misc. bites, stings and sunburn, hot and sweaty to drive back home. Of course you will have to do it without the car AC on!)

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 8:07:08 AM

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Looking for howseboy to clean my gutters in the nude as the neighbors watch and call the police.

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 8:25:02 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: kitty2MLoneWolf

Looking for howseboy to clean my gutters in the nude as the neighbors watch and call the police.

tell the neighbors they can borrow your fagboi to service all there guests at the bbq there haveing dressed in high heels open toed sandels and extra sm short shorts with easy access rear entrance hole in shorts while in a cb2000 and lrg inflatiable butt plug incerted. with a zoro mask on after being whipped and paddled by the both of them till he is a rosey red stripped sissy slut

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 8:54:09 AM

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I am looking for a girl who will serve my Pet and I, to be our toy, to exist only for our amusement, to be used and abused 24/7, to be loaned out to....oh wait...this is supposed to be a joke thread...never mind

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 9:08:14 AM

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Needed
(not giving the option of being merely "wanted"... lol)

Several big strong men to sort, pack and transfer all of my crap that I need for the move.
I want a color designated for each room and each box properly labeled with the correct color and contents therein.
I want the moving truck packed in the reverse order that it needs to be brought in the new place. Bedroom # 3 should be loaded last as it is the first to be brought in. I want this move to be smooth and seamless, a virtual concerto of coming and going, placing and adjusting, without any effort exerted on my part.

Make it happen...

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 9:10:20 AM

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Arpig,
I love your new pic.

~ Red

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RE: Trollers Anonymous - 8/19/2006 9:12:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Okay, all games aside. I am a call it as I see it kinda gal. Lets not pussy foot around, forget about minor easy stuff like CBT, sissifying, sticking needles under your fingernails I want to REALLY put the hurt on you dammit! Your gonna get your ass to the farm, pick three trees of apples, naked, with syrup slathers all over you (have I mentioned I have bee hives in the orchard?) Then, your gonna get your worthless hiney off my property before I let the dogs out. BUT, before you are allowed the above priviledge, you are gonna tribute buster! I ain't talking any measly hundreds here, I am talking at LEAST five figures! After all, the humiliation, discomfort and downright pain you will experience picking apples....naked....covered in syrup in hot humid Iowa weather.......in full view of a state highway....covered, bitten, stung, by flies, bees, ants......PRICELESS!
(Did I mention....no aftercare? You will have to put your clothes back on, no shower, nothing to soothe the misc. bites, stings and sunburn, hot and sweaty to drive back home. Of course you will have to do it without the car AC on!)

omg I love it...lol

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