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cuddleheart50 -> Politically Correct (8/19/2006 7:36:29 PM)

POLITICALLY CORRECT:
Due   to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
those of us in   Alabama, Tennessee, North Carolinian, Virginia West
Virginian and Kentucky will   no longer be referred to as
"HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to us as:   APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

Thank you!

Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to   fry.




LotusSong -> RE: Politically Correct (8/20/2006 9:04:19 AM)

:)  hmmm and I thought that was "Topographical Williams"




MistressLorelei -> RE: Politically Correct (8/20/2006 1:10:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

POLITICALLY CORRECT:
Due   to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
those of us in   Alabama, Tennessee, North Carolinian, Virginia West
Virginian and Kentucky will   no longer be referred to as
"HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to us as:   APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

Thank you!

Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to   fry.



I think it goes something like this... It's the individual, not the person.  One doesn't have to be from the hills (or the south) to be a hillbilly... there are northern, flatlanders who are hillbillies too... so it's really not a bad thing, at least that's how the racists justify their politically incorrect terms.

Besides... I prefer the word "redneck".

I'm moving to the SC area soon... so I will have to fight hard to remain of a non- redneck, non-hillbilly status.  Fried possum?  I think not... maybe I won't have a status problem afterall.




pounddog -> RE: Politically Correct (8/21/2006 5:56:37 AM)



I think it goes something like this... It's the individual, not the person.  One doesn't have to be from the hills (or the south) to be a hillbilly... there are northern, flatlanders who are hillbillies too... so it's really not a bad thing, at least that's how the racists justify their politically incorrect terms.
Besides... I prefer the word "redneck".
I'm moving to the SC area soon... so I will have to fight hard to remain of a non- redneck, non-hillbilly status.  Fried possum?  I think not... maybe I won't have a status problem afterall.

Dear MistressLorelei,    with all due respect, this bit of a redneck slave would like to correct the Lovely MistressLorelei of a small , but important detail in Her post,
Flatlander are the dreaded, city slickers one finds below lattitude say about 40 deg North.
There common greeting is the one finger salute,
  it seems Flatlander affects male species more...
  They are found in Business suits as well as blue collar.. so they do at times try to blend in but the LL Bean tag gives them away. ....
They drive New pickups an SuV's  have made a ton of money,  then go into areas where people still work the land an woods, buy up large tracts of Land an post no Trespassing ,Hunting an Fishing signs
  They have stolen, swindled , sued, there bank accounts full,
And come to rural areas and want  Pristine , environment,  Because they leaving the filth that they made of their Own town , county , state,
They Love what they have found a simple way of life ,  and go about changing it to make it home,   They hire surveyers to post there land, put up fences,  hire lawyers to bring their niehbor to court,  for a dispute over a few feet of boundary,  They Love nature ,  are friends with all the wildlife , Deer , chipmonk, owl,   But go by their fellow human broke down on the side of the road,,,,, err someone else will help them,     
i could go on an on my Lovely MistressLorelei,  its just that a Northern Hillbilly ,  or Redneck  would really appreciate not being called a  Flatlander,   
  In Love an submission    pounddog....




twicehappy -> RE: Politically Correct (8/21/2006 7:01:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

POLITICALLY CORRECT:
Due   to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
those of us in   Alabama, Tennessee, North Carolinian, Virginia West
Virginian and Kentucky will   no longer be referred to as
"HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to us as:   APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to   fry.


I'll bring squirrel pie and Poke salad  but i prefer the term Hillbilly.




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