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gooddogbenji -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 2:44:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Hey, watch it........ or we won't let ya'll become the 51st state...... [:D]



Dumbass Americans wouldn't know how.

(There.  That should insult ya'll enough to no longer want us at State 51....)

Yours,


benji




bandit25 -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 2:56:48 PM)

Um, benji?  We have a joke in my office...we do a LOT of work with Canadians.

Why don't Canadians have lunch hours?

Cuz they'd have to be retrained when they get back.




MsPoetress -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 4:38:47 PM)

Spunkin, I think you need to put down the crack pipe and step back. It is going to be okay!

~poe




gooddogbenji -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 4:48:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Um, benji?  We have a joke in my office...we do a LOT of work with Canadians.

Why don't Canadians have lunch hours?

Cuz they'd have to be retrained when they get back.



An American, a Canadian, and a Scotsman get into a car accident and are announced DOA.  The coroner is about to start working on them when the American sits up, shakes the coroner's hand, and goes to walk out.

"Whoa, wait a minute!" says the coroner.

"Can I help you?" replies the American.

"Yeah.  You were dead a minute ago.  What happened?"

"Oh, that.  Well, we got to the pearly gates, and Saint Peter told us that for five bucks, we could get back to our lives again."

"Okay, so shouldn't all three of you be alive then?"

"Well, yeah, but the Scotsman's still haggling, and the Canadian is waiting for the Government to pay."

Now THAT'S a Canadian joke!

Yours,


benji




ThatLilBrat -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 4:48:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat


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ORIGINAL: Spunkin


Hello pretty shoe of the dark dark sometimes scary nights"  - Winky*

Hmm , - My Mothers a lil brat like Me ?
No your not " - Your Thee One,, = Queen dominatrix ;
and no never a dull moement,, not when were about aye Mistress.

What do you think,, Eh' -  are W/we gonna have some fun in here or What.."
from
Spunkin.
.


<Cracks up laughing>




Sub03 -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 8:37:00 PM)

grrrrr the short bus is coming for me.....who else is riding?




Stargazr201 -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 8:45:45 PM)

I got 46, but I am a Canadian, so I got a excuse :)




ThatLilBrat -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 8:49:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Hey, watch it........ or we won't let ya'll become the 51st state...... [:D]


SSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't tell Puerto Rico.  They think they will become the official 51st State.




nefertari -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 9:27:28 PM)

In Ohio you don't have to know this until the 5th grade.  And I passed.  But I had help from my unmentionable who just completed the 5th grade. [:D]  So I cheated.  hee hee




Yedi -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 10:52:48 PM)

Ok anyone else relize there are  50 spots?  Or that even with a score of 47 out of 48 you fail lol... something must have screwed up on me because when I got to 47 there were no places left for names .... ohg well




ToServeIsToLive -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 11:45:38 PM)

Man those middle states are impossible to remember... I swear I could remember the countries in eastern europe better than middle america.




prdslave -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/21/2006 2:10:42 AM)

Im not getting in the short bus, its too crowded [8D] Can I ride on top?





Saratov -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/21/2006 4:02:37 AM)

NO!  Got some skates or a skate board?  Ya can hang on to the back bumper. [;)]




beenwhipped -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/21/2006 8:07:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Yedi

Ok anyone else relize there are  50 spots?  Or that even with a score of 47 out of 48 you fail lol... something must have screwed up on me because when I got to 47 there were no places left for names .... ohg well

what state name was left? there are some damm little states in the northeast




KenDckey -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/21/2006 9:32:38 AM)

I got all 48 of them but I have been to 39 of them so that helped




justanotheclaire -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/21/2006 1:46:49 PM)

i got 6 not bad since ive neevr even been to usa lol




Saratov -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/21/2006 4:01:00 PM)

There are some folks out there who can't find the state the live in on a map of the country or the country the live in on a globe/map of the world. [8|]




magpies -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/21/2006 5:03:36 PM)

But he can find the White House.




Bluebird -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/22/2006 1:10:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: magpies

But he can find the White House.

Only with his Secret Service escort ...




ThatLilBrat -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/22/2006 12:42:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: prdslave

Im not getting in the short bus, its too crowded [8D] Can I ride on top?




<cheesy grin?  I like being on top ... opps ... sorry, a different subject

no riding on the top of the bus ... bring roller blades and you can street-ski .... be sure to wear knee pads and a helmet ... no helmet = ride INSIDE the bus





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