gooddogbenji -> RE: Can You Pass? (8/20/2006 4:48:33 PM)
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ORIGINAL: bandit25 Um, benji? We have a joke in my office...we do a LOT of work with Canadians. Why don't Canadians have lunch hours? Cuz they'd have to be retrained when they get back. An American, a Canadian, and a Scotsman get into a car accident and are announced DOA. The coroner is about to start working on them when the American sits up, shakes the coroner's hand, and goes to walk out. "Whoa, wait a minute!" says the coroner. "Can I help you?" replies the American. "Yeah. You were dead a minute ago. What happened?" "Oh, that. Well, we got to the pearly gates, and Saint Peter told us that for five bucks, we could get back to our lives again." "Okay, so shouldn't all three of you be alive then?" "Well, yeah, but the Scotsman's still haggling, and the Canadian is waiting for the Government to pay." Now THAT'S a Canadian joke! Yours, benji
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