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zenofeller -> RE: Vanilla Sex Toy Party experience (8/21/2006 8:12:41 AM)
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Last night I attended a "vanilla" sex toy party. It was really quite an odd experience that left me wondering if the "vanilla" world is really as sexually clueless as the small sampling at the party. Now the group was about 20 women in size and their ages ranged from 27 to mid 50's. The presenter was not new and had been doing these parties for 8 years. I was a bit perplexed by the myths, misinformation and naivety.
from my experience with the average american, no claim of sexual naivite is an over statement. far as i can tell, them people are incredibly out of the loop for a developed nation, and in fact about as informed as third worlders.
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When demonstrating the G-spot vibrators, the demonstrator did correctly tell the women approximately where theirs could be found. But then she went on to caution them that sometimes when you stimulate that area it makes you urinate. Only 2 women in the group stated that they had ever heard of a G-spot....and none had ever experienced a G-spot orgasm.
far as i can tell, if you push on the area it may make the woman feel like she needs to urinate. are you disputing this ?
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When demonstrating the oils and lotions that "heat up" or "tingle" the demonstrator cautioned the women to be sure that none of it got into their vaginas or anuses because the sensations were "much too strong". She also said that women should only apply these products themselves and never let their partners do it as men have no control and would either use too much or put it in inappropriate areas.
lol
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When demonstrating any of the vibrating bullet toys the demonstrator cautioned the women to never use them anally because the cords could break and they might get lost.
LOL
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I jokingly asked her if any of the vibes came with A/C adapters...she was horrifed and told me and the others to NEVER use any type of electrical toy as they may have a short in them and if the electricity touched their clits their clits might never work again.
lmao
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She encouraged the women to purchase sensitizing products to "speed up" the orgasm in their men....and told them to use the products on their men but don't let them know what the products are designed to do. She suggested they should tell their man it was a product designed to enhance their arousal.
this is weird. sorta like shooting yourself in the foot ?what's this, puritan leftover ?
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When it came to anal sex, she told the women to purchase the "numbing cream" because anal sex hurts. She also told them that they could never have anal sex without a condom....even if they had been with the same man for 20 years, because if any of the man's sperm got in their rectum it could cause a major infection.
also, sperm in the ass makes witches and bile demons come out.
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She told the women if they have never had an orgasm all they needed to do was hold one of the bullet toys on their clits and it WILL happen.
pretty true for most women, far as i know.
thanks mist, was a fun post to read.
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