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Making it last longer .... - 12/29/2004 9:20:34 PM

alwayzron

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Marv is upset, so his best friend, Louie, approaches him at work ...

Louie: What's eating you Marv?
Marv: Well ... when the wife and I screw, I can't seem to make it last for more than two minutes ....
Louie: No Problem. Do what your best friend Louie does. Pull it out ... get it hard, and then wack it on the dresser 5 or 6 times. It will hurt like hell, but it won't be as sensitive and you can screw for hours.
Marv: Thanks Louie !!!! You really are my best friend ...

So later that night, Marv leaves work early and goes home to try Louie's advice. His wife is in the shower and he wants to surprise her, so he strips ... gets it hard ... and then wacks in on the dresser 6 times. From the shower, he hears his wife holler ....

"Louie, is that you????

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RE: Making it last longer .... - 12/29/2004 10:14:18 PM

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LMAO, very funny.... M

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RE: Making it last longer .... - 12/30/2004 6:46:32 PM

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lol funny

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RE: Making it last longer .... - 12/30/2004 6:56:37 PM

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That was very funny!

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RE: Making it last longer .... - 12/30/2004 8:50:53 PM

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Have to say that was very funny - thanks for the laugh

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RE: Making it last longer .... - 12/30/2004 9:30:02 PM

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