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Looney Laws - 8/21/2006 2:32:29 PM

KenDckey

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In Fresno, CA it is illegal to change or even add oil to your car at home or on the road.   Ed...You can't change a flat either.

In Salem, WV, it is illegal to leave home without knowing where you're going. Ed..I would never leave home.

In Tempe AZ, you may drink alcohol in a city p ark, but only if the park is 3 acres or more. Ed..That isn't fair

You can possess one bear gall-bladder in CA, but not two. Ed..Its ok   I don't like them anyway.

In KY, it is illegal for politicians to give away booze on Election Day. Ed..darn!!!!

Maine law states that you may not catch a lobster with your bare hands. Ed..is ok with me.   I like my fingers.

Funeral directors in NV can be arrested for cursing in the presence of a dead body.   Ed..are they talking about my ex-wife too?

In Washington, DC, it's against the law to marry your mother-in-law.   Ed..Wonder if I can give her away.

Wearing high-heeled shoes is legal in Carmel, CA, but you have to have a permit. Ed..My ex would love that one.   She didn't like those 6" spikes anyway.

It's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota.   Ed..I would spend the rest of my life in jail.

Detroit law prohibits a man from scowling at his wife on Sunday. Ed..does this apply to subs also?

How many people in Victoria Australiak, does it take to change a lightbulb?   Only one, but he has to be a licensed electrician.    Ed..I knew my son was good for something.

In Jonesboro, GA, It's against the law to say "Oh Boy."   Ed..This is where they made Gone With the Wind.   Oh boy.

In Mesquite, TX, children are prohibited from having "unusual haircuts."   Ed..what the heck does this one mean?

Exploding an atomic bomb in Chico, CA is punishable by a $500 fine. Ed..Have you ever been there?   I can understand why people would target it.

In AZ, donkey's may not by law, sleep under bathtubs.   Ed..OK AZ is a republican state but this is carrying it just a tad bit to far.

In Paulding, OH, it's illegal for a police officer to bite a dog.   Ed..What no kagogee today?

It's against the law in Chicago for "exceedingly ugly" people to appear in public. Ed..well now we know where are the pretty people are at.

In Huntsville, AL, you may not move your bed without a permit. Ed..Please Mr Policeman.   I was only getting some.

In Stockton, CA, it's illegal too wiggle while you dance.   Ed..OK ladies.   How do you do that?

In Michigan, it's against the law to put a skunk in your boss's desk. Ed..Darn!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Looney Laws - 8/21/2006 2:42:35 PM

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In Wyoming, its illegal to take a bath any day except Saturday.

In Wyoming, it is also illegal to walk on the right side of the street.

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RE: Looney Laws - 8/21/2006 2:46:30 PM

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When I was at the Port of Massawa, Eritreia, it was illegal for a stevedore (you know the guys with the size 3 hat and size 30 arms) to leave a ship until it was completely unloaded. It was also illegal to work during the daylight hours so the stevedores sometimes had to stay on the ship for a week.

I was told that in Mississippi that it was still legal to kill a slave or child during punishment.

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RE: Looney Laws - 8/21/2006 2:50:34 PM

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I got these in my email today...

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose fulltime job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too. )
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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RE: Looney Laws - 8/22/2006 9:44:22 AM

LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

I got these in my email today...

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?) Dyslexic gynocholgists would have no problems there.
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There are men in Guam whose fulltime job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Well, Bush has been fu*king our country for 6 years...it might be a good second career after he retires.
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

This actually makes sense. When you have to constantly bend over aquariums to restrieve fish..your boobs get wet .. so what cha want.. wet tee-shirts or bare boobs?
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

Does your mother walking in unexpectedly count?

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In the States.. it's known as the "Bubba Law".
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
Why do you think I have so many typos????
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

I did NOT have sexual relations with that Dolphin!!!
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay for this research??)

I wonder if they now have little 12 step programs to help rehab the little buggers after this testing?
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

I can exhale through mine :)

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