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LotusSong -> Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 9:47:57 AM)
Did you ever wonder why Kirk would run TO the engine room after Scotty would warn." Watch out Captain!.. she's gonna blow!" (feel free to tack on)

magpies -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 10:06:58 AM)
Because he's a warped one ?

TheShadows -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 10:09:08 AM)
Because everyone knows that he founded The William Shatner School of Over-Acting.... Not that that has anything to do with the original post....LOL. As Picard always said, "Make it so, Number One." MrsShadows

michaelGA2 -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 10:18:18 AM)
because Kirk misunderstood and though Scotty was refering to Uhura and wanted to be first in line...after all...he WAS the Captain...LOL

magpies -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 10:20:17 AM)
Because Uhura cannae take it any longer ?

magpies -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 10:21:47 AM)
She just wanted Kirk to beam her up.

BrutalAntipathy -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 10:28:33 AM)
I want to start a Klingon lifestyle. It is sort of like BDSM, only better, because face it, Klingons are better. Only by embracing Klingon philosophy can we become real, ummm, Klingons. It is is not about slavery, even though it would have over 500 slave positions. And it would be entirely real, not role play, despite its followers not being actual Klingons, and despite the fact that 80 of the 500 slave positions are only possible in zero gravity. *( Sarcastic satire filter now re-engaged )* *Not that that has anything to do with the original post either. :)*

LotusSong -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 11:54:43 AM)
I wonder if Dilihtium Crystals were anal beads. They really got excited on the bridge when they would find the large ones....

michaelGA2 -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 12:05:15 PM)
why do You think Kirk kept calling for "more warp power"?

magpies -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 12:31:44 PM)
To escape from Tribble ?

KenDckey -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 1:56:16 PM)
The engine room is where the big BANG was gonna be......hehehehehehehehe

LotusSong -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 2:35:53 PM)
I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"? (Now that is one horny dude!)

magpies -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 4:26:56 PM)
It was an invitation to boldly go where no man had been before.

prdslave -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 8:03:25 PM)
he thought Scotty might need the Captain's Log?

Windygal -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 8:13:51 PM)
because he was a guy who thought he was indestructable, that's why he went on all the dangerous missions. Picard would have sent someone else :)

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/22/2006 8:17:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"? (Now that is one horny dude!) Youd be horny too if you only got laid once ever 7 years.... DV

RubberWitch -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/23/2006 2:14:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"? (Now that is one horny dude!) Actually due to the eclectic arangement of genetailia of a Vulcan, the hand greeting is actually their equivelant of flipping the bird. In the same way that after retiring, the Lone Ranger finally looked up Kemosabe "Kemosabe: verb A Sioux term for the hard crusted excretia occasionally sticking in a horses tail after defication." ]v[

BrutalAntipathy -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/23/2006 2:20:30 AM)
*V for Vagina..... isn't that movie out on video now?*

LotusSong -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/23/2006 5:12:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"? (Now that is one horny dude!) Actually due to the eclectic arangement of genetailia of a Vulcan, the hand greeting is actually their equivelant of flipping the bird. In the same way that after retiring, the Lone Ranger finally looked up Kemosabe "Kemosabe: verb A Sioux term for the hard crusted excretia occasionally sticking in a horses tail after defication." ]v[ Could it be that it IS the Vulcan vagina????

Yang4yin -> RE: Star Trek Thoughts (8/23/2006 8:37:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"? (Now that is one horny dude!) I thought he was advertising Viagra. Maybe I'm wrong.

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