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ONE SNAKE ON A PLANE - 8/22/2006 4:25:01 PM

LaraVictore

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You'd rather get a BJ from the Beyonce's looking Stewardess, when asking for a JB...You get a snake as neighbor staring at your crouch.
Remain calm, grab this checklist, talk to the snake with a composed face and circle the right answer.
1. Did you pay your ticket cash or with a credit card?
2. What is your accent ? German, French, British Oxford, American or other?
Wait a minute. American?
Your suspicious passenger is probably a homegrown snake. Is it still aiming at your balls? Do not fret, it is gonna miss them.
Lara Victore

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