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Pimpernell -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/29/2006 8:10:15 AM)
Vegetarians are nice... With a dash of apple sauce. Why do people call themselves vegetarians then say that they still eat chicken, eggs, milk, fish, beef, white meat, pork etc..? Wouldn't it be quicker to list what they don't eat? I don't eat camel, can I claim to be vegetarian too?

Saratov -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/29/2006 8:43:05 AM)
Are these the same people who protest 'animal slaughter' while wearing leather belts, shoes and coats? [8\|]

gooddogbenji -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/29/2006 8:47:22 AM)
Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticise, you're a mile away and have their shoes. Yours, benji

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/29/2006 8:54:11 AM)
LMFAO!!!!

CreoleCook -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/29/2006 12:43:43 PM)
Though of the Day: add a T to the end of that word, to make it ThoughT of the day.... CC

swtsouthernsub -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/29/2006 1:11:21 PM)
I f you ever have the urge to drink a bottle of windex and run around naked you want be streaking

ThatLilBrat -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/29/2006 2:35:54 PM)
If household dust was on the stock exchange then I wouldn't need the winning numbers to the lottery. The excuse that the dusty TV is a telephone message center is wearing thin.

Thanatosian -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/31/2006 11:47:13 AM)
If wishes were fishes we would all cast nets

CreoleCook -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/31/2006 2:15:32 PM)
A best friend will come bail you out of jail. a True friend will be sitting beside you saying, "Next time, I'm driving!" CC

CreoleCook -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/31/2006 2:16:39 PM)
God sent meat. the Devil sent cooks. CC

Pimpernell -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/3/2006 8:41:45 AM)
Thought for the day... Listening to heavy metal doesn't cure headaches.

Sekhemet -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/7/2006 4:08:59 PM)
Just because you HAVE one doesn't mean you have to BE one! God invented church and the devil said ... "Let me run it for you!" A hard-on does NOT constitute "Personal growth" Thanks for the giggles! XxoxX

Majik -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/7/2006 4:22:13 PM)
Don't eat yellow snow. You know it's going to be a bad day when: You reach for the hair spray and grab the lysol... You put your bra on backwards and it fits better... You reach for the toothpaste and grab the hemmorid cream....

Muttley9 -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/7/2006 4:35:48 PM)
OK darling, your safe word is "more!"

KinkDomCum -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/7/2006 10:43:53 PM)
Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

LotusSong -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/8/2006 1:45:48 PM)
*Forgiveness is givng up any hope of a different past.*

MistressMelissa -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/9/2006 9:29:39 PM)
The next time you read your fortune cookie add "in bed" onto the end of it. Makes them much more fun to read.

MistressMelissa -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/9/2006 9:31:42 PM)
"Catch up" is for hamburgers. A thought for those that procrastinate.

ThatLilBrat -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/10/2006 12:18:55 PM)
why do I have a hard time remembering where I put it when I put it somewhere where I would remembered it blonde and age have nothing to do with it. Signed ... still looking for it

RubberWitch -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (9/11/2006 12:35:51 AM)
Animal protestors don't think that Leather is better than fur, it's just safer not to throw red paint over Bikers. And why do bikers wear Leather? Chifon creases too easily My grandmother keeps telling me hard work never killed anyone. Wouldn't you feel like a pillock being the first? J&C

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