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Just a Cute Joke - 8/23/2006 6:53:20 PM   
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Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.  A blonde woman came in and asked the mechanics for a seven-hundred-ten.  They all looked at each other, and one mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.  I lost it and need a new one.  It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.  She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.  He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"  She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:




 


www.mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/23/2006 6:56:36 PM   
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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/23/2006 6:57:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sad thing is, I know people like that.
We had a coworker convinced that I hada really cool new device in my car, called a 490 AC.
He tok a drive with me, and found out what it was.  you open all 4 windows and go 90... my actual AC unit died about a year ago *chuckle*


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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/23/2006 7:04:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Had a friend that worked for a Firestone dealer several years ago.  There was an older woman who came in twice a year - spring and fall to get the air in her tires changed.  Didn't want to drive w/ 'summer air' in her tires during the fall/winter or 'winter air' during the spring/summer.
And, she was entirely serious.

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/23/2006 7:10:44 PM   
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Sad thing is, I know people like that.
We had a coworker convinced that I hada really cool new device in my car, called a 490 AC.
He tok a drive with me, and found out what it was.  you open all 4 windows and go 90... my actual AC unit died about a year ago *chuckle*


Oh, you have the deluxe unit.  I could only afford a 455 AC (it's a Neon).

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/23/2006 7:29:01 PM   
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I do have a funny story about sterotypes from my days away in College.
I grew up in Brooklyn NY, wuch has it sfair share of stupid stereotypes. I had a classmate convinced that in order to pass your driving test in NY, you had to learn certain things tat werent standard on any other states testing.
First, you had to be able to flip someone off out your drivers side window lefthanded while steering with your right hand only.
Second, You had to be able to flip someone off either through the passengers side, or the rear window with your right hand, while driving only with your left.
Third, and without this you were forced to retest... you had to be able to keep the car going straight with your knees propped up against the steering wheel so that you could use both hands to flip off the person behind you if they REALLY deserved it.

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 6:59:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		   That was awesomely cute joke....


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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 3:21:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		speakin of cars... Diurnal ought to get a smile out of this one...

I was living in Central Kentucky at the time, and my (now ex) wife wanted to buy a new car... a honda.  We went to the dealership in Lexington, Kentucky, and proceeded to pick out about three cars, and were comparing options.  Finally my red headed wife turns around, and stone cold dead serious, asks the salesman, "Well, which car has the blinkers package optional?"  The salesman, (a kid of about 22,) stops dead in his tracks, and says, (without missing a beat) "Well, ma'am, I'm certain if you don't want blinkers on your car, we can exclude that from the price." 

(In case you've never driven in the south, or parts of the north for that matter, just because blinkers came with the car doesn't mean people use them.... they are kind of like roadside assistance programs.  You pay for it, yet when you break down, you don't call them, you call a friend to give you a tow, or bring you some gas...)


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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 5:37:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not a car one, but I did once ask a poor young guy in the local music shop whether he had a certain effects pedal for my electric guitar. I was stood there barely able to suppress laughter, as he asked the senior sales assistant whether they had any pedals for playing air guitar......

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 7:25:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		A woman that does contract work for Pains job came in with a new car one day. A few days later she came back and said there was a funny rattling when she drove. The guys suggested she take it back to the dealer and have it checked out. A few days later she came back, said the dealer couldn't find a problem and she just wasn't sure what to do. Pain, with a very straight face, then suggested she rotate her hubcaps. A few days later, she came back and told them that hadn't worked either!

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 7:33:14 PM   
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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 7:45:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not my story but I had a friend in college that didnt know anything about cars except how to drive it. She was getting flat tires alot so she took it to the mechanic, the mechanic said totally serious that for $50 he would take the magnets out of the tires so they wouldnt attract nails which caused the flats. And she fell for it and happily paid the guy.

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 8:04:28 PM   
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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 8:47:38 PM   
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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/24/2006 9:00:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		i liked it :) 

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/25/2006 4:39:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		lol yep.. cute joke

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/25/2006 12:06:10 PM   
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quote:

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" ...  She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.     ":





And here is her sign.
 


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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/25/2006 12:20:36 PM   
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quote:

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Not my story but I had a friend in college that didnt know anything about cars except how to drive it. She was getting flat tires alot so she took it to the mechanic, the mechanic said totally serious that for $50 he would take the magnets out of the tires so they wouldnt attract nails which caused the flats. And she fell for it and happily paid the guy.


I hate to ask but...... what color was her hair?

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/26/2006 10:37:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissKarenJ

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sub03

Not my story but I had a friend in college that didnt know anything about cars except how to drive it. She was getting flat tires alot so she took it to the mechanic, the mechanic said totally serious that for $50 he would take the magnets out of the tires so they wouldnt attract nails which caused the flats. And she fell for it and happily paid the guy.


I hate to ask but...... what color was her hair?



black sorry......no blonde joke

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RE: Just a Cute Joke - 8/26/2006 6:09:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		One of my friends used to work at a car parts store.  A woman came in and wanted to buy a new battery for her car.  When asked what kind of car she drove, she said "blue" ... he asked, who made her car - she said "I don't know, it's blue"  20 minutes later, he still only knew that her car was a 4-door, blue car.  He eventually had to call her husband to find out the details.

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