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bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 5:19:11 PM   
pahunkboy


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the idea is to write pathetic poetry- [this to celebrate our weekend crowd]

her hair shines like a barrrel full of apple butter- she screams for more,

[you write the next line, 2 or 3]
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 6:29:31 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 6:31:15 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 6:34:42 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 6:39:17 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 6:41:13 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 6:53:44 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 7:03:37 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 7:06:06 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 7:08:21 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 7:13:26 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 7:20:40 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 7:22:24 PM   
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sorry, I couldnt resist.

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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 8:14:07 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/25/2006 8:18:47 PM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/26/2006 2:17:19 AM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/26/2006 5:56:06 AM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/26/2006 7:14:02 AM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/26/2006 7:28:02 AM   
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RE: bad poetic 1 liners- - 8/26/2006 8:43:41 AM   
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