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Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 6:40:00 AM   
kitty2MLoneWolf


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kitty: Yes Sir.. we have you scheduled for a counselling session to begin as soon as you arrive. Please be prepared to discuss where your obsession with this "dancing banana" began. Thank you!

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 6:51:45 AM   
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meanwhile chikita banana song plays on the phonograph- as neighbors arrive in hulu skirts to dance

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 7:02:04 AM   
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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 8:15:52 AM   
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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 11:50:42 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Qguage: No, no, no, no! You have it all wrong! I am not obsessed with the dancing banana... I am warning the world that the banana is evil! I am letting everyone know that it looks cute, but it is really the devil's child. Remember the Bible? Yeah... unrest in the Middle East, and then the Anti-Christ will be born? You got it! The banana.

Need I really say more?

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 11:52:56 PM   
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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 11:55:33 PM   
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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/26/2006 11:57:29 PM   
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Have you actually come out as Qgauge?


I wake up as him, why should I not go out as him too?

This is no time for silliness, this is serious.

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 12:02:07 AM   
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The question might actually be (and there would be no more to it, whatsoever)

What would Qeequeg do if faced with the countenance of a dancing banana?

Perhaps I jumped into the middle of it and don't truely understand the individual issues...........

Nevertheless, one should contemplate this on the wending way thru life.

Ron 

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 12:17:13 AM   
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What would Qeequeg do if faced with the countenance of a dancing banana?


Well... Qeequeg would harpoon the banana and then slice it up into tiny bits and sell it on the waterfront.

Next Question...

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 7:28:23 AM   
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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 8:32:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yes but Gauge, we have yet to determine just WHERE this "dancing banana conspiracy theory" developed from. Perhaps a trauma from your childhood or issues with your father?? <strokes chin as I contemplate>

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 7:10:25 PM   
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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 7:24:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: kitty2MLoneWolf

Hmmm perhaps we shall continue this at tomorrows session?



Maybe he went to the zoo as a young lad. Was so excited to see the monkeys, but as he rounded the corner to view them. One was holding a banana and throwing shit his way.

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 7:28:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kitty2MLoneWolf

Hmmm perhaps we shall continue this at tomorrows session?




SOBS I need therapy...I have a feeling if you tried to all me Fri I was out of range in the boon docks of Possum Kingdom Lake.

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/27/2006 9:38:20 PM   
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Yes but Gauge, we have yet to determine just WHERE this "dancing banana conspiracy theory" developed from. Perhaps a trauma from your childhood or issues with your father?? <strokes chin as I contemplate>


This isn't some shoddy conspiracy theory where the government is tapping the phones of innocent Americans... wait... that is true, not a conspiracy theory. Anyway, people are now dressing up as a banana and self immolating themselves. I tell you, we have not seen the last of this.

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/28/2006 6:30:29 AM   
kitty2MLoneWolf


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Status: offline 		Self immolation...this is more serious than I thought. Perhaps your "recipe" for Dancing Bananas Foster was a cry for help. Do you have visions of assisting in the immolation of all dancing bananas? Did you as a young child find yourself strangely attracted to setting fires?

Please Gauge..continue.

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/28/2006 6:36:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Anyway, people are now dressing up as a banana and self immolating themselves. I tell you, we have not seen the last of this.



I have just seen the footage of the burning banana. I am wondering if perhaps you may have something here. However, I dont seem to recall the burning banana dancing, only dropping and rolling and showering. I am not sure what this has to do with your reaction to the dancing banana..or is it all bananas you have an issue with?

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/28/2006 11:09:36 PM   
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quote:

have just seen the footage of the burning banana. I am wondering if perhaps you may have something here. However, I dont seem to recall the burning banana dancing, only dropping and rolling and showering. I am not sure what this has to do with your reaction to the dancing banana..or is it all bananas you have an issue with?


You don't see a connection? Look, I am not going to mince words with you, the banana is a virus. A virus that is spreading all over the world. Internet exposure is just the first in it's many, many plans for world domination. It all started when the banana held a bake sale to raise funds to cure Natural Causes... people flocked to the banana as they marveled at his great humanitarian capacity. Little did they know, that they were sealing their own fate.

I was also just at the store a few minutes ago and I discovered something disturbing. The bananas are breeding. Right there in the produce section, next to the Royal Gala apples and tubs of almonds sat a display of baby bananas. Now, I am sure that you all find this just fine... but people are taking them home. I would bet money that there is one banana that they cannot account for after bringing them home. They are hiding. Waiting. They are likely in your home right now and they are plotting to do harm to your computer because I am spreading the truth to the innocent people of this planet.

We live in troubled times indeed. Pluto isn't a planet anymore. We have a president that barely knows his ABC's. And the other day I discovered that I have a 'security device' implanted in my shoe. They are watching my every move.

Do not take me lightly or, if you do, it will be at your own peril.

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RE: Therapy For Gauge - 8/29/2006 3:41:05 AM   
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