WetHotGoddess
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she
sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right
after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
< Message edited by WetHotGoddess -- 8/26/2006 8:32:10 AM >
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