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BlueHnS -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:54:36 PM)

[;)] I guess that depends on the view of the one on the recieving end.



pahunkboy -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 7:05:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

I'd like to apologize to my bosses and supervisors for taking every chance I  get during the workday to masturbate furiously in the restrooms.  What can I say?  It really takes the edge off.


ROFLMAO!!!!      OMG   you are a riot!!!!  LOL



TreSwank -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 7:36:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

I'd like to apologize to my bosses and supervisors for taking every chance I  get during the workday to masturbate furiously in the restrooms.  What can I say?  It really takes the edge off.


ROFLMAO!!!!      OMG   you are a riot!!!!  LOL


Well, nobody ever fesses up to doing anything "antisocial".  Shit........I fucking stare cute women down at work, just because I dig it when they start acting uncomfortable and don't want to return my gaze.  "Oh, maybe if I look in the opposite direction long enough he'll stop staring at me."  WRONG, BITCHES!!!!!! (yelled in a faux-Cuban "Scarface" accent.) I'm staring at you until you get up and move the hell out of your seat.  No matter how assertive most women claim to be, it's mighty easy to ruffle up the old feathers, if you just don't give a shit.  I've really got nothing better to do at work than hold unofficial staring contests and covert bathroom masturbation sessions.  I'd say that life has reached the stagnation point.  

I really do apologize for the whacking off thing.  I know that our janitors must have to clean up anything that misses the toilet paper, and that 80% of the custodians are non-English speaking Chinese women.  I'm so sorry, girls.  They don't pay you enough to have to put up with what you gals go through.!!!!



cuddleheart50 -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 8:31:04 PM)

I want to say that I'm so sorry that summer will be ending soon...I really hate that..



LeMis -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 9:09:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I want to say that I'm so sorry that summer will be ending soon...I really hate that..




I'm sorry that you went to bed already PLUS I feel the same about summer too  [:(]



Arpig -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 9:12:18 PM)

I'm sorry I read even part of this dumb thread!



RosaB -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 10:07:08 PM)

I'm sorry for saying, out loud,  that the men in Florida are dumb as dirt.



happypervert -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 10:12:05 PM)

I'm sorry that I'm usually so kind and patient when I deal with idiots because afterward I always feel I should have slapped them violently upside the head.



DiurnalVampire -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 10:13:57 PM)

im sorry to all the subs that I ahve told to piss off this past week. I guess I really shuld ahve been clearer in my profile, since "I am not looking" could have been so vague 



mnottertail -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 10:14:15 PM)

I am sorry that I ever turned down a blowjob, it is unnatural to do so.
Ron



shivvy -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 10:53:45 PM)

i'm sorry i say sorry all the time[:(]



mnottertail -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 11:28:27 PM)

Ja, you guys from The British Empire have to be given a pass on that cause you were brought up proper. Yanks  find that  fascinating, you know, shivvy

Ron 



Gauge -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 12:08:33 AM)

I am sorry for the following:

Bellybutton lint

Head Cheese

Turnips

Sea Monkeys

Cauliflower

Jock Itch

Little, painful pimples in the middle of your back

Ingrown Toenails

Sushi

Radio Shack

Pennsylvania's Roads

President Bush

Dental Visits

Bob from the Enzyte Commercials

Spam - the food and the email

Reality TV

My ex-wife




SusanofO -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 12:40:56 AM)

windchymes: I get such a kick out of your responses. LOL! [:)]

I'm sorry Summer is ending, but I really do love Autumn (it's my favorite season). I like looking at all of the colors of the turning leaves, and the cooler (but not cold) weather.

I'm also sorry my doggie, Oscar,  threw up today (he must not be feeling up to par).

I'm sorry my mom is dead (I really miss her a lot sometimes).

- Susan



Chloelicious -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 2:36:30 AM)

Desert Rat,

This song is from Brenda Lee, mid sixties i think!



swtnsparkling -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 2:42:21 AM)

quote:

Does anybody else feel that they owe any apologies to anyone for anything?

NO,none at all



LadyNeets -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 2:44:34 AM)

I'm sorry for Not putting Glad wrap (Clig wrap) and Vegimite on the Dunny Seat.[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif]


Neets



Chloelicious -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 2:44:43 AM)

I'm Sorry to be blonde, to be a pain in the ass, to not have bigger boobs. I'm sorry that you can see on my face when i dislike or hate someone!!!!!!!

I'm also sorry to not be a skinny bimbo. I'm sorry to have an IQ of 130 for a blondie.



LaTigresse -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 6:16:33 AM)

In my best dumb hilly billy impersonation.

"Ah ain't got nuthin ta be sarry fur atal..."

Unless perhaps some people feel that buthering a 90# lamb for my freezer was a bad thing.......mmmmmm lamb kabobs, lamb chops, rack-o-lamb[:D]



cuddleheart50 -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/27/2006 6:24:26 AM)

I'm sorry that today is Sunday and I have to go back to work tomorrow...[:(]



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