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sated -> How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 9:08:12 AM)
This is another one for the women out there, I am hoping to find out what is the female prefered "way" that a male should commonly wear the penis and what forms of routine exercise / diet can help with increased penile health ? 1. Foreskin position (for the uncircumcised) (fully extended or retracted - covering the glands) 2. With or without a cock ring 3. Boxers / Briefs 4. Trimmed / completely shaven 5. Any form of rope bondage - seperation ? In the past it has been suggested that i ingest raw (must be raw) honey with a raw egg to help with increased sprem production. I can understand that it can be more attractive to ejaculate for a woman with increased volume but would like to know if there is any truth to this before i embark on a regular routine of questionable diet. Previous attempts at increasing the level of uncontrolled sexual urgency was to masturbate very frequently - more than 3 - 4 times a day for 10 days before another 10 days of total abstinence - and starting again. This i have done before but have since stopped. This exercise (over time) did send the sex drive through the roof esp during the hands off period and made it increasingly agonising after every cycle. Does anyone know if there are any damaging side effects due to irregular sexual cycles for the male body? There are a few questions here and all feed back would be greatly appreciated. Sated

sub4hire -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 10:06:30 AM)
Here I am. I always thought it just hung there doing its thing.

sarbonn -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 10:46:32 AM)
I tend not to think that much about the "little guy" because he has a mind of his own, and sometimes he does a lot of my thinking for me. [8\|]

MiladyElaine -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 11:35:05 AM)
I prefer them standing at attention- at all times, balls shaved!

LadyBadger -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 11:35:25 AM)
::choke:: ::giggle:: ::snort:: thanks for, um, entertaining my Sunday morning! like, is this an attempt at getting /a/n/ /o/n/l/i/n/e/ /s/c/e/n/e/, errr, some erotic reading material from some unsuspecting Domme? puh-leeze! why would I care about penile health??? as for increasing ejaculate volume, well, only if you feel you're not getting enough of your favorite morning/evening drink... then, by all means, do whatever is needful to accomplish that... but don't forget to drink! LadyBadger

perverseangelic -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 11:37:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sated In the past it has been suggested that i ingest raw (must be raw) honey with a raw egg to help with increased sprem production. I can understand that it can be more attractive to ejaculate for a woman with increased volume but would like to know if there is any truth to this before i embark on a regular routine of questionable diet. Raw honey has been connected to various fungal and bacterial infections (especially in children, but occationally in adults) and raw eggs are a -great- way to get food poisoning. I'd hold off on those, eh? Too, did the person who told you this have any scientific -proof-? 'cuase that sounds dubious at best.

alwayzron -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 6:23:17 PM)
How in the hell do you 'wear' a penis? My just hangs there (... pointing a little to the left...) and waiting for the call to action. Of course ... it used to stand up in the morning and watch me shave ... now it just hangs its head watches me tie my shoes .... So far I've trained mine to fetch the paper, to roll over and play dead, and to jump through a hoop. Next week ... I lite the hoop on fire ...

velvetvixen -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 8:27:03 PM)
This question was fascinating to me. I am imagining a day spa for penis styling. Or a new reality program for TLC, something like what not to wear. Clinton and Stacey look at your current collection of cockrings and underwear and send you off with your Do and Don't list while you act all frightened that you might come back with the wrong style and face the wrath of Clinton-- Oh no, "What are you doing with that foreskin, honey, that look is pure 1985!!" Or maybe just a special episode of Queer Eye for the Circumcised Guy would be helpful enough. At any rate, I wouldn't go with the raw egg/raw honey combo, I think that is a recipe for disaster.

ShadeDiva -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 8:56:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyBadger puh-leeze! why would I care about penile health??? Though I agree with what much of the other posters had to say, my general reply would be there is no standard preference, it all varies upon the female and what their wishes are at that time. In regards to the penile health quote, if I have a male submissive in a long term relationship with me - even though there will be no sex, as I don't get sexually stimulated from dominating someone - for me ANY aspect of my submissive's health is of great importance to me. Since if they are male they most likely do have a penis (chuckle), penile health as their dominant that gives a shit about them is something I'd be very much concerned about. But then I view my submissive's health as one of the realms that I would want to oversee to some extent (I;d expect them to not need to be mircomanaged though) and make sure they were getting their annual exams and that they were seeing to any health concerns. Many men die due to avoiding prostrate exams for example. Any male submissive of mine, I'd be making sure they were not doing the same. I'm weird that way I guess. ~ShadeDiva

ShadeDiva -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 8:58:48 PM)
I hit send too soon sigh let me add, that I'd be expecting them to follow their doctors advice to maintaining their penile health, I wouldn't be playing doctor or mommie in that aspect. ~ShadeDiva

willing2serve -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 9:45:59 PM)
I'm sorry, I know this is a serious post, but I just get tickled thinking about keeping your penis healthy and getting hit by a bus....and what was all the worry for? (must be really late and the silliness has set in.) For me, I am just a penis liker, no I didnt say licker, which that too of course is nice...so really no preference....I think it all depends on what you personally like..I like short, tall, thick, skinny, shaved, unshaved...the One it's attached to and the mind that controls the "healthy" penis is most important to me. Respectfully, Willing2serve1

ShadeDiva -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 10:29:33 PM)
LOL! Ok, now I'm seeing this image of seeing a detached penis hopping around and saying: *OMG DID YOU SEE* THAT???? I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A BUS!!!!** rofl ~ShadeDiva

willing2serve -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 10:39:23 PM)
It is LATE, and yes the SILLINESS has set in....but AIN'T life grand!!!!! I truly hope people take the time to laugh and may no buses be in your future and to all that it applies,...please keep your penis healthy and happy. There may be a surgeons general warning stamped on it someday. ok ok ok.....I'm not making any sense...last post of the day for me. Respectfully smiling...thanks for the laugh ShadeDiva Willing2serve1

rubytuesday -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/2/2005 11:53:59 PM)
ok alwayzron - gotta ask - your wee man hangs his wee head a little to the left - why is it guys seem to have to sit their wee fellas either to the right or the left when theya re dressed and what makes you choose which side. Also how do you train it not to get the newspaper wet when it fetches :-) All these questions and more - inquiring minds want to know lol smiles ruby P.S. I use the term 'wee" loosely - its not meant to imply that your wee man is any less than he needs to be (ahhh damn Ill shut up before I dig the hole deeper)[:)]

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/3/2005 1:23:48 AM)
Dear Sated, I've never thought of how a penis should be worn... I'm usually easy to impress in that simply having a working penis was sufficient. For penile health, I'd imagine if you keep the rest of you healthy, get out of cock rings/bondage when you start to turn blue/purple/black, and stay away from raw honey/eggs, you'll do fine (for the style part). Training, again, am no expert, but if if works when I want it too, that's good 'nough training for me, but again I'm a simple girl; I suggest you direct these questions to AlwayzRon, as he seems have the most accomplished penis thus far (among these replies), instead of asking the ladies. LMAO at Ron's post

alwayzron -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/3/2005 9:24:45 AM)
rt ..... ooohhhhh .... this opens up the floor to a flood of dick-pics ... lol quote: your wee man hangs his wee head a little to the left It's not the size of the pencil that counts ... it's the penmanship. And I'm a Longfellow .... quote: why is it guys seem to have to sit their wee fellas either to the right or the left I think it's a matter of genetics. quote: how do you train it not to get the newspaper wet when it fetches Ahhh .... not only is that a secret, but it's also the most fun part ... especially when the paper is rolled up .... [;)]

rubytuesday -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/3/2005 12:20:53 PM)
alwyazron - now you are going to have stop this teasing unless you do indeed have pics of what your wee fella can do and Im not sure i should even be asking - just in case my mailbox gets inundated and i have the police on my doorstep becuase the govt has intercepted such a large amount of email. I sort of have this vision of your wee fella getting the paper in like an elephant rolls things under its trunk to carry them - I guess Im a little off base there huh.................... Thanks for making me laugh though :-) smiles ruby

MHOO314 -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/3/2005 12:21:25 PM)
No matter what kind of penis comes to Me it needs to be trained by Me no matter what you do, it inherently tries to lead, it must follow as I command--it arises on the morning before the alarm-- a rolled up newspaper on its tip works well, and of course a nice remote control zapping CBT for when the body that carries the penis walks off for the umpteenth time in a store, or pratters on about crap at a cocktail party--and its trained when it does what I want it to do, when and how I want it to do it--after all I am the Mistress--

alwayzron -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/3/2005 1:24:25 PM)
quote: like an elephant rolls things under its trunk No .... but it reminds me of a damned funny joke ... A man gets his penis caught in machinery at work and has it cut off. The doctors replace it with a baby elephants trunk. This seems to be working okay, until he's eating dinner with the company president and his wife. As she looks over, the elephant trunk reaches up and grabs a dinner roll. Shocked, she thinks she's imagining things until she sees the trunk once again grab a dinner roll and take it beneath the table. "Can you do that again?" she asks him. "I could", he says "But I don't think there's room in my ass for another roll"

rubytuesday -> RE: How to wear / train a penis ? (1/3/2005 2:22:04 PM)
PML now that was damn funny smiles and chuckles and laughs ruby

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