Mezentius
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ever notice:
a) Some things sound good at first, but then turn out to be totally wrong.
(Mr and Mrs. Daniels are proud to announce their 7lb baby boy whom they have named Jack.... oh poor kid...)
b) Even good news, when told wrong, is Bad. (G,W, is gaining popularity inside Washington D.C. ... but he's loosing ground in the 50 states that count.)
c) Some Companies just have no clue when marketing a service. (Hello Dell? I think someone is getting into my computer and stealing my bank information. ... Dell: Ok let me check... nope... it's all right where we left it.)
d) The reason they have automatic doors in most Department of Motor Vehicles' offices is because the people coming in to get licenses have trouble reading PUSH or PULL. (God forbid you have an actual DoorKnob)
e) When Florida is faced with a Hurricane and the potential for power outages that last weeks, the sales of supermarket gallon and half gallon icecream goes up. (Dont forget the boxes of felxi-straws.)
f) Most folks are blissfully unaware that your chances of surviving a fatal accident go up when you are blissfully unaware of the danger.
g) People generate lists like these because they want to be organized, when the rest of their life is chaos.
-Mez
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