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LotusSong -> The way it SHOULD be! (8/27/2006 12:38:52 PM)
I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

MistressTexas -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/27/2006 5:30:41 PM)
That is officially the best thing I have ever heard!

APiratesMistress -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/27/2006 5:44:03 PM)
I'll agree with that! Sounds perfect!

RubberWitch -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 1:54:49 AM)
May I point out a flaw? Kids. That guy who pays for the retirement home? is going to get younger, surlier, hate you, then become really dependant on you, and then your husband, looking really proud is going to drive you and the now baby to the hospital, and you don't want to consider where they're going to stuff him. J

LotusSong -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 5:19:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch May I point out a flaw? Kids. That guy who pays for the retirement home? is going to get younger, surlier, hate you, then become really dependant on you, and then your husband, looking really proud is going to drive you and the now baby to the hospital, and you don't want to consider where they're going to stuff him. J Not much into fantasy.. are you? :)

RubberWitch -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 8:43:53 AM)
Oh, I love fantasy, but reality keeps ringing and asking if it can have it's lawnmower back. Never borrow gardening equipment from anthropomorphic personifications of abstact concepts, they get really shitty about it. J

Saratov -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 3:38:32 PM)
[:)] Change the numbers on your house, then they won't find you.[;)] [:D]

CreoleCook -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 3:58:48 PM)
sad part is... you still start out in diapers, and end in diapers... CC

JustaDom -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 4:09:50 PM)
The first thing I thought of was Mork & Mindy. One of the quirks of Robin William's character, Mork, was that his species aged backwards. That part made a bit more sense than drinking with a finger, sitting in chairs upside down and getting drunk off of ginger ale. Aging backwards played a prominent role in the third and final season when in one of the more bizarre plot lines in TV history, Willams gave birth to a character played by Johnathan Winters. I have to hand it to you, you've sold me on this one. We should bring up the idea to management. Anyone who is religious, please pray to the deity of your choice. Joe

LotusSong -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 4:37:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook sad part is... you still start out in diapers, and end in diapers... CC No read it again.. we become an orgasm :)

APiratesMistress -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 4:44:58 PM)
..only if daddy was any good that night -laughs-

Cutiepie74019 -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/28/2006 9:41:19 PM)
if u ask me that would be the best way to live if only it was the way the cycle went

CreoleCook -> RE: The way it SHOULD be! (8/29/2006 3:57:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook sad part is... you still start out in diapers, and end in diapers... CC No read it again.. we become an orgasm :) I know how it reads, Lotus... and yes, you nailed the Life Cycle on the head... but I was trying to add to your humorous look, not get technical on a rather interesting flight of fancy... Creole

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