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Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:13:19 PM

RiotGirl

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Curious question...

How do you appropriately eat a sausage? Do you slice it up.. and eat it piece by piece

or

do you leave it whole and bit the head off of it over and over, until there is nothing left?

Edited to add - i only ask as generally i DUN eat sausage... not a habit of mine. WAY too much junk can be found in em...

Edited to add again - that was a damn good sausage! i might have to indulge more in my consumption of sausage.. think it might be unhealthy? Far as i know eating sausage can be VERY unhealthy..

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:19:47 PM

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Easy question. If you have cutlery then you've undoubtedly got to slice it. Sausage nibbling from end to end is obviously only allowed if done to be knowingly erotic or deliberately funny.

Hope this helps if you ever do find yourself faced with this dilemma.

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:23:39 PM

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It all depends on where you are. Would you be at the BBQ pit grill or a fancy italian dinner?

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:25:34 PM

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ya mean i can't suck it in and out????

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:26:40 PM

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How about just eating it infront of guy?

and actually i was just eating on cam...

and i did slice the sausage up into pieces..

which is why i wondered.. best sausage eating techniques

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:27:48 PM

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No ertoic, you have to DIGEST the sausage..

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:28:07 PM

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The purist "parilla" method:
One sweet Italian sausage (this kind has fennel seeds) grilled over charcoal or wood. When fully cooked, place it in the center of a sliced roll of French bread. Then hold your sandwich together by hand, eat it bite by bite with your mouth. If the juices run down your face or arms occasionally, then you are doing it right. Obviously, you will need a napkin to tidy up.

Enjoy.

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:30:11 PM

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oops!!!! silly me!!!

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 1:31:15 PM

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Serving it as a dish for dinner.. sliced.. as for camping,, bite it end to end.....in the company of a woman who is naked before me.......licked sucked and lightly bitten.. then shared........LOL

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RE: Proper Sausage eating? - 8/27/2006 10:22:31 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chaingang

The purist "parilla" method:
One sweet Italian sausage (this kind has fennel seeds) grilled over charcoal or wood. When fully cooked, place it in the center of a sliced roll of French bread. Then hold your sandwich together by hand, eat it bite by bite with your mouth. If the juices run down your face or arms occasionally, then you are doing it right. Obviously, you will need a napkin to tidy up.

Enjoy.

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