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Pending Marriage - 8/27/2006 3:00:41 PM   
LotusSong


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PENDING MARRIAGE 

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so 
we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering 
me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law 
was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. 
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the 
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to 
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. 
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got 
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total 
shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my 
bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. 
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down 
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a 
bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed 
straight towards my car running! Lo and behold, my entire future family 
was standing outside, all clapping, cheering wildly and applauding! 
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We 
are very happy that you have passed our little 'test'.....we couldn't 
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son!" 

And the moral of this story is: 

 
 
Always keep your condoms in your car........ 

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RE: Pending Marriage - 8/31/2006 9:58:53 AM   
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that is freakin hilarious

thanks for brightening my day

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RE: Pending Marriage - 8/31/2006 10:13:32 AM   
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But now the family has a Trojan horse inside the gates.

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RE: Pending Marriage - 8/31/2006 4:14:50 PM   
magpies


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And I think they'll have to handle him extra-sensitively.

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RE: Pending Marriage - 8/31/2006 4:21:39 PM   
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I bet he took a lot of ribbing...

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RE: Pending Marriage - 8/31/2006 4:24:55 PM   
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loooooool

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RE: Pending Marriage - 8/31/2006 4:26:47 PM   
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The family are in for a teat.

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