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Pavel -> RE: How Many Borg (8/11/2005 1:34:25 PM)
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I had to dig up my now slightly ancient (for me at least, I got it in 7th grade) book of trekkie triva to find this list (this post reminded me of item one for some reason),
Top ten ways to shut up your non-trek Girlfriend/Boyfriend (Ok so I had to modify the list a bit to apply to both sexes);
10. Tell her/him "Your ears canna stan the strain!"
9. Vulcan Neck Pinch
8. Have an Android made of her/him then when she/he starts speaking tell her/him to "Shut Up!" (See, "I, Mudd" - TOS episode)
7. Wave Phaser in her face and tell her/him you will stun her/him with it.
6. Use transporter to split her/him into two seperate personalities. Phaser Evil Girlfriend/Boyfriend and keep Good Girlfriend/Boy Friend. (See, "The Enemy Within" - TOS episode)
5. Tell her/him you're watching the episode where Picard gets naked.
4. Ask if she/he wants to see the Picard Maneuver
3. Try, "Computer - End Program"
2. Tell her she/he's in violation of the Prime Directive and she/he is interfering with a lesser developed civilization.
1. Borg her/him.
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