LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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True story, and definitely sick! A few weekends ago, my sister had her eighteenth birthday party (I'm 20, count them, 20 years older than her!). All her friends were there and drinking as eighteen year olds do here - to excess. Anyway, one of the girls drinks a bit too much and is sick all over the patio. So, she's sitting there, with a puddle of puke in front of her and I do my mothering bit and go and comfort her 'cause she's feeling really ill and really embarassed. Inevitably, I end up standing in the vomit. The party is outside in the garden, and by now its gone dark. I leave sick girl in the care of her friends and walk up the garden with a cigarette. Adrian appears. I sit down and we talk about this poor girl and he being a well practised drinker, laughs at her plight, before as he often does, sinking to his knees to apologise for himself, holding my boot and kissing it. It still has the girl's vomit all over the bottom............ he likes the idea even more. Eurrrrggghhhhh! E
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