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alwayzron -> teeth "down there" .... (1/3/2005 7:12:48 PM)
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... As a little boy, Timmy found one of his dad's Hustler magazines and was caught by his mom stroking his stiffy to the pictures. "Women have teeth down there", momma warns him, "so don't ever mess with those things!".
Timmy files this info away and spends his turbulent teens listening to his buddies tell tales of nooky, booty, sock-knocking .... etc. All the while remembering with horror what his mother told him all those years ago.
One day ... he meets that woman that he knows will be "the one". He dates her for a year, without once making any advances. "A true gentleman", his girlfriend thinks, and waits for the day when he proposes.
He proposes ... she says yes ... they marry ... and on their honeymoon she's in bed in her best Victoria's Secret Teddy waiting for her chance to rock his world. However, he crawls in bed, gives her a peck on the cheek, and rolls over to go to sleep.
Sobbing uncontrollably, she fears that she's married a gay man. Perplexed as to why his not-so-blushing bride is crying, she explains that they're supposed to consumate their marriage. He explains the reason why he cannot, including the details of Mom, the Hustler mag, his stiffy, teeth "down there" ... etc, etc, etc.
They finally reach an agreement. They agree that he'll stick a broom handle in her pussy and then look for teeth marks. If they're there, she'll give him a divorce. If not, then he'll agree that that mom was lying and life would go on.
As he starts to stick the handle in, she farts. He jumps back and raises the broom over his head in defense and hollers "Growl at me, will you ?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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