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pahunkboy -> my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 4:41:02 AM)
a ruff night indeed last night. stop teh mery-go-round rollar coaster. i choose stability in life- not a circus. therefore im dropping them all off so the person below my can babysit until this recent disfunction wave passes. what say you,. person beneath me ?

RosaB -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 6:47:30 AM)
Since I've pretty much lost all my family and I'm without a sub/slave, I could use a little family bonding about right now [;)]. So, I will take your family for a day or two. I'll get a chance to pull out the toys tie em all up, spank thier behinds till they learn to play nice and then give them all big after care hugs once I'm assured they've all learned how to behave. Rosa

pahunkboy -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 11:14:05 AM)
thier plans change with the wind- as does their location. oh cool- a family sitter. my bro and sister are fun- BUT there have been a few times a got up from the table in public and faked like i did not know them. get up and use the bathroom, return to food you did not put on your place. and in your drink. a near food fight. ok- in the big city grin and bear it. but when they come here- to my town, population 5,000. people KNOW me.

surly -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 1:49:49 PM)
my kids are finally going back to school next week! :-) finally, my house will stay clean throughout the day and i will have peace at last... {sigh}

ThatLilBrat -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 2:26:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy a ruff night indeed last night. stop teh mery-go-round rollar coaster. i choose stability in life- not a circus. therefore im dropping them all off so the person below my can babysit until this recent disfunction wave passes. what say you,. person beneath me ? Ohhhhh ... can I have them?? PLEASE ... please ... please ... can I have them huh? I have a sadistic side that needs to be exercised. I bet I could train them ... no, really .. I could ... I've to plenty of bungie cords and duct tape in a multitude of colors. Plenty of rolled up newpapers to smack noses. And if that is ineffective then I will make them walk barefoot on the hot sidewalk in the 110 degree heat .... FedEx them over to Scottsdale, Arizona.

pahunkboy -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 5:31:28 PM)
"bungie cords and duct tape" LMAO!!!

smilezz -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 5:34:03 PM)
Offers to go to Scottsdale and help ThatLilBrat with family festivities <eg> ~smilezz~

ThatLilBrat -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 6:00:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smilezz Offers to go to Scottsdale and help ThatLilBrat with family festivities <eg> ~smilezz~ The coffee is on ... bring your knife collection <wicked smirk>

smilezz -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 6:32:35 PM)
quote: The coffee is on ... bring your knife collection <wicked smirk> Oooooooo! and the Icy Hot! >snickerz<

ThatLilBrat -> RE: my family is driving me crazy! (8/31/2006 8:06:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smilezz quote: The coffee is on ... bring your knife collection <wicked smirk> Oooooooo! and the Icy Hot! >snickerz< Excellent suggestion ... There is something a bit more wicked than Icy Hot .... Capzasin - HP .... the burn that keeps on giving.

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