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cuddleheart50 -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/8/2006 7:02:50 PM)

Why can tomorrow be Saturday, Why!!!!



Rumtiger -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/8/2006 7:03:44 PM)

I want coleslaw

Edit: and attention...yeah coleslaw and attention..that sounds good.



siouxie -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/8/2006 7:32:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

I want coleslaw



i think i have some at the back of the fridge - don't know how old it is though!

i have come to the point of being so utterly disgusted with my body that i need to go on a complete detox mission. thing is, i don't have any motivation which sucks. 'doing it for me' is never enough for me as i don't think highly enough of myself for that. 'doing it for my girlfriend' doesn't work as she's happy with me being the way i am. i'm making a concerted effort to turn my life around, and it's bloody hard work but i'm trying. the only thing i can't see improving is this bloody body that i'm stuck in.

edited to add - i'm going to bed now, so g'night all. detox round 798(ish) begins tomorrow.



Rumtiger -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/8/2006 8:21:18 PM)

I could always motivate you...granted youd be covered with cuts and bruises but I'd get you toughened up real quick.



Yang4yin -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/8/2006 8:32:56 PM)

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.



knees2you -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/9/2006 8:26:45 PM)

quote:

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

 
Not bad, not bad.
 
There once was a Woman from
The inner city.
Who's love was alway's
Quite witty.
Alone with Her titty,
In the bedroom,
Shed sitty.
Is how She saved Her virginity.
 
Ant, & LilBecque[sm=news.gif]
 



Yang4yin -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/9/2006 9:38:49 PM)

There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 7:10:33 AM)

I want someone to call me back and let me know that I got an interview...  or better yet, the job.



Aileen68 -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 7:12:29 AM)

I'm in a fucking insomnia phase...only two hours of sleep last night.



Rumtiger -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 7:13:29 AM)

Sleep? whats that?

....hey umm....does something bad happen if you mix booze and tums?



Daddysredhead -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 7:15:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

....hey umm....does something bad happen if you mix booze and tums?


hmmm.....  you will let us know if it does, won't you?  [;)]



Rumtiger -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 7:27:46 AM)

feels like....that foaming draino stuff is working it''s way through me.

Oh God...I think i'm gonna be shitting rum and pepsi pretty soon.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 9:46:18 AM)

Dayum, rummy.............

That just sounds frothy...



knees2you -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 8:54:36 PM)

I saw a lady in green,
Who's body looked
Quite lean.
 
She gave up drinking
Which got Her
To thinking.
 
Just how nice She
Smelled real clean.
 
Ant, & LilBecque[sm=news.gif]



Emperor1956 -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/10/2006 9:07:45 PM)

I knew an old whore from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue
said she, with a grin
"Hell they paid to get in
And they'll pay to get out of there, too"



knees2you -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/11/2006 6:51:09 AM)

quote:

I knew an old whore from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue
said she, with a grin
"Hell they paid to get in
And they'll pay to get out of there, too"

 
There once was a Duke of Earl.
Who always sat on a pearl.
One day he had to pee
and when he got up,
It was then stolen by a squirrel.
 
Ant, & LilBecque[sm=news.gif]




Yang4yin -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/11/2006 7:36:42 AM)

There was a young fellow named Perkin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His father said, "Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin!
Your gherkins fer ferkin, not jerkin."



knees2you -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/11/2006 8:51:27 AM)

quote:

There was a young fellow named Perkin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His father said, "Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin!
Your gherkins fer ferkin, not jerkin."

 
Not bad[sm=banana.gif]
 
This isn't your life story.
It's just the last couple of years.
We've been noticing some things
That fill our eyes with tears.
 
Ant, & Lilbecque[sm=news.gif]



Aileen68 -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/11/2006 12:47:55 PM)

Got another hole in my ear today.



Steelriven -> RE: Anything goes here, anything... (10/11/2006 3:29:09 PM)

...I got the flu... I hate being sick... I'm supposed to be cleaning and packing, and I'm just too damn tired.... I need a hug LOL!



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