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Some say you are what you eat. So I hear. - 8/31/2006 6:26:51 PM

maledave777

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This man was inside the food store buying a bag of dog food. He went to get in line at the checkouts. The woman behind him asks if he had a dog.

The man replies no, I am on a dog food diet.

Many people turn around and look at him.

She asked, “Is that dangerous eating it because it is made for dogs and not for humans?”

He said, “No, I was on this diet before and lose 50 pounds. I did end up waking up inside of a hospital.”

The woman said, “So, it is dangerous.”

The man said, “No, it is really safe but it does have one strange side of effect though.”

She said, “What is that?”

The man said, “I was in the street licking my balls and I got hit by a car.”

I wonder how he explains this to his insurance company.

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RE: Some say you are what you eat. So I hear. - 9/1/2006 4:22:05 AM

CreoleCook

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Insurance company???... Hell.... I wanna hear how he explained it to the Triage Nurse...

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RE: Some say you are what you eat. So I hear. - 9/1/2006 4:43:31 AM

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Heck....I would like to know how he was even able to lick his own balls.

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RE: Some say you are what you eat. So I hear. - 9/1/2006 5:24:32 AM

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With his tongue!!!! There is a male porn star that can give himself bj's

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RE: Some say you are what you eat. So I hear. - 9/1/2006 11:21:09 AM

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lol what would he be doing in the street if he could bend like that

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RE: Some say you are what you eat. So I hear. - 8/19/2007 4:09:45 PM

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