subfever -> Effects of Alcohol (9/1/2006 10:48:28 PM)
A good-looking guy walks into a bar and sees a fox already there, sipping on a bottle of water.
Guy: Hi... buy you a drink?
Fox: No thanks... alcohol gives me trouble with my legs.
Guy: Oh, it makes them swell?
Fox: No... it makes them open.
CreoleCook -> RE: Effects of Alcohol (9/1/2006 11:23:38 PM)
Guy: and how many shots did you say you wanted?
ADomDoc -> RE: Effects of Alcohol (9/2/2006 11:39:47 AM)
Reminds me of a patient yesterday ... with a blood alcohol of 227 & 1750 mg of Librium on board ... definitely "chilled out" even after we pumped her stomach.
Termyn8or -> RE: Effects of Alcohol (9/8/2006 12:55:30 AM)