Squirrels

There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian
Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church.
Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about

the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the
squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with
God's divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and

drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were
twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later,
the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective
solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the
church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter