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DoctorDubious -> Homeland Security Approves Anal (9/2/2006 5:35:04 PM)
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And now,
for something completely different,
(as they said in Monty Python)....
Our wonderful Transport Security Admonistration (TSA)
... taking it's cues from Homeland Security, as usual....
has banned all creams and liquids after the London bomb scare
... including neosporin, lipgloss, sunscreen.... even toothpaste.
If you have flown recently, you know the heights of silliness we've reached.
But in a brilliantly kinky moment,
our fearless leaders have made an exception
for 4 ounces of "personal lubricant".
No shit.
Now, either the TSA has doesn't like unlubed fucking in all that turbulence,
or maybe TSA secretly stands for Transporting Smooth Anal.
Wonkette broke the news
http://wonkette.com/politics/fear+mongering/tsa-sez-dont-forget-the-lube-197489.php
Oh, and Wonkette also says
that if you have trouble in the line,
look 'em straight in the eye and say
"it's personal lubricant, and it's for fucking"
DD, an occasionally smooth old goat
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