Have you ever....

Have you ever.... (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> General BDSM Discussion

Message

Steelriven -> Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 3:44:07 PM)
Hello everyone, Once again my curiosity has got the better of me, and I've just got to ask. Have you ever been deep into a sceen and suddenly something becomes so hilarious you just can't continue? Or, have you ever been caught by a 'nilla? I think it's happened to all of us, yeah happened to me hehe. My ex dom and I were spending the night in his mother's basement, it was about 2 am in the morning... So, we figured there was no way his mom would still be up. There we were both completely naked, me collared and leashed, him holding the leash in his hand... His mother came down three steps went "Hey..." And walked right back upstairs hehe. Nothing was said about it, which is for the better. There was another time we were heavy into a sceen. I was sitting down on the bed, and he was walking towards me flogger in hand with a very serious look on his face. When all of a sudden he tripped, fell on the floor, into a pile of clothes. When he stood up a pair of my undies happen to land on his head... We both started laughing, and just couldn't be serious anymore. Anyone else have anything to share?

GentleDominantx2 -> RE: Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 3:54:05 PM)
Ok, I have to respond to this. I just have to. Some time ago, when I was collared gasp groan I had an incident happen that to this day haunts me. I'll explain later. While in my family we are not discreet about lifestyle, we do tend to be tactful. One weekend my daughter had a sleep over planned. After getting the children tucked in to bed, movie on tv and thier bedtime snack my (then) Master and I decided to retire to the basement to watch a movie of our own. Since there were youngsters in the house he decided simply to fasten my leather shackles to my collar and comfortably cuddle in bed. Sounded like a great relaxing end to a day. No sooner does he get one shackle attached to my collar, then there's a sudden clambering of feet down the stairs and my daughter yelling "MOMMY she PUKED all OVER me!". Of course immediately the shackle came off and I ran for the stairs to see what happened. Suffice to say, our guest was cleaned up and returned home after her stomach couldn't handle the thoughts of sleeping away from home. Emergency over we returned to our bedroom, settled into bed and he moved to put my shackles back on...now...despite my training I simply could NOT resist, looking up at him with big grey eyes, feigning a pout and saying. "Mommy mommy she puked ALL OVER ME!" and we of course, burst out laughing to the point we couldn't continue. Now comes the funny part. In one of the r/t venues we used to visit, this story was told..So...wouldn't you know it, just before a public scene in front of all our friends and the rest of the venue...as that FIRST shackle gets slipped over my wrist...doesn't someone scream out "MOMMMMY she PUKED on me!"...we died. Sincerely, Silver.

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 4:07:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Steelriven Have you ever been deep into a sceen and suddenly something becomes so hilarious you just can't continue? Hmmm not to the point of not being able to laugh for a half hour, rest and THEN come back to it. But we have had to laugh for a half hour and then rest first. quote: Or, have you ever been caught by a 'nilla? Not caught necessarily, but we were playing a few times when staying with parents and been called down to dinner in the middle.

windy135 -> RE: Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 4:58:53 PM)
Oh my, I have one to beat all others. My Dom made me dinner one night. A bottle of wine and a few screw drivers later we were just messing around a little and doing some forced oral. I stopped and said don't make me gag because I’m really full from dinner and the whole bottle of wine. Well yeah he didn't take my hint and you can imagine what happened. LOL I'm not finished. We get in the shower to clean up and he had me hands flat against the shower bent over a few minutes later I fell flat on my face. It wasn't a oops I fell down to my knees or kind of fell. It was a slippery flat on my face smack. After he checked to make sure I wasn't hurt and I was laughing told me, it was the funniest thing he has ever seen.. I was humiliated if I was able to drive home I would have. We both laughed and decided maybe to cuddle for a while. Wow I can't believe I just told you all that.

GentleDominantx2 -> RE: Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 5:15:00 PM)
Hope you were ok, wow. Uh....I've heard of swimming an hour after dinner, I think it's time to modify that rule [&:]

OriginalWench -> RE: Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 5:54:47 PM)
I think the funniest that has happened to us would be when The Mate accidently smacked one of our cats with the crop. It's more difficult than I thought to have a really good belly laugh while tied spread eagle... but I managed it. We were able to continue later, but it was certainly a laughing kind of night, and it never got very serious. We've never been caught, though we've managed to come close a few times. We're pretty good about keeping the private stuff private, since two of his unmentionables live with us, and though one is nearly 24, I'm certain he would NOT want to see or hear any of that (I've never met a more repressed person!).

DivaDuchess -> RE: Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 6:06:40 PM)
I'm sorry, I have nothing like that to share ... I just wanted to say I've not laughed this hard in a long time ... thank you lol. At least I know what to stay away from ... sleepovers with homesick children and mom's house.

jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Have you ever.... (9/3/2006 6:16:04 PM)
WELL NO BUT I WAS COT IN A NILLA SESSION BY MY MOM;GUESS I WASNT INTO THAT PRIVATE SESSION TOO MUCH ANYWAY;AND IT WAS THE LOUDEST VIBRATOR YOU EVER HEARD,SO NO WONDER;i dont even like to think my mom was nilla either ;SHE had brains way beyond function.[:-] quote: ORIGINAL: Steelriven Hello everyone, Once again my curiosity has got the better of me, and I've just got to ask. Have you ever been deep into a sceen and suddenly something becomes so hilarious you just can't continue? Or, have you ever been caught by a 'nilla? I think it's happened to all of us, yeah happened to me hehe. My ex dom and I were spending the night in his mother's basement, it was about 2 am in the morning... So, we figured there was no way his mom would still be up. There we were both completely naked, me collared and leashed, him holding the leash in his hand... His mother came down three steps went "Hey..." And walked right back upstairs hehe. Nothing was said about it, which is for the better. There was another time we were heavy into a sceen. I was sitting down on the bed, and he was walking towards me flogger in hand with a very serious look on his face. When all of a sudden he tripped, fell on the floor, into a pile of clothes. When he stood up a pair of my undies happen to land on his head... We both started laughing, and just couldn't be serious anymore. Anyone else have anything to share?

Page: [1]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

1.953125E-02