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TreSwank -> CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 10:57:50 AM)

       I can't tell you how many men's profiles I've read that consist of this:

"Insert age here" year old male looking for Dom's in the ??? area.  Interested in...blah, blah, blah"

GOOD JOB, CASANOVA!!!! Now , if I were a woman looking at a lame one or two line profile like that, I'd expect the guy to spend a whole lunch-date discussing something bland like "drywall brackets" or "roofin' "............. because a fella that can't create a halfway unique online profile probably ain't too well-versed in the art of SOCIAL INTERACTION.  Aw hell - a guy like that probably doesn't get the fact that most women don't care too much for learning the subtle nuances of forklift operation, unless that woman listens to the Indigo Girls and has a house littered with lawnmower parts and gas cans.

Even in the animal kingdom, common sense dictates that the peacock with the brightest and most eye-catching plumage will mate more successfully than his peers.  I think that males in particular need to step up the profile-making a little bit.



Lordandmaster -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 10:59:20 AM)

I'm still wondering how on earth you can pop an ovary with your penis.



TreSwank -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 11:01:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm still wondering how on earth you can pop an ovary with your penis.


I'll be discussing that issue more deeply in my next post, "How To Pop An Ovary With Your Penis. A Guide For Men."  For those of you who don't know what we're talking about......I made a joke post in the "Random Stupidity" section titled "I Like the Older Ones", which is probably the most machismo-driven, ridiculous post ever to appear on the CollarMe forums.



Lordandmaster -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 11:01:42 AM)

Be sure to send me the link!



MrMister -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 1:36:16 PM)

Yeah, I'm curious as well TreSwank. Point me to the post if you would be so kind.



SexyRed -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 1:42:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm still wondering how on earth you can pop an ovary with your penis.


I'll be discussing that issue more deeply in my next post, "How To Pop An Ovary With Your Penis. A Guide For Men."  For those of you who don't know what we're talking about......I made a joke post in the "Random Stupidity" section titled "I Like the Older Ones", which is probably the most machismo-driven, ridiculous post ever to appear on the CollarMe forums.


I don't know if you can pop an ovary with your penis, but you often make me spit diet peach snapple all over my monitor from your posts. :)



TreSwank -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 2:17:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrMister

Yeah, I'm curious as well TreSwank. Point me to the post if you would be so kind.


This is "said" post.  Although it doesn't include step-by-step instructions on learning to pop ovaries with one's flag-staff, it is full of mind-numbing stupidity, courtesy of Yours Truly.



MrMister -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 2:34:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank
Although it doesn't include step-by-step instructions on learning to pop ovaries with one's flag-staff, it is full of mind-numbing stupidity, courtesy of Yours Truly.


Thanks, that's just what I am looking for today. Hoping to numb the mind a bit.



sirmagicky -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 3:25:46 PM)

Humm..
Well I admit I don't spend much time looking at other Male Dom's profiles but this might explain why I seem to get a lot of mail from women complimenting me on mine. Now that you've made this observation I'm going to have to go forth and look for myself.

Another thing we men tend to do on the few profiles I've seen is confuse
Dominant with Dominate. Don't think women don't notice when you use the incorrect word.

So guys, you are a Male Dominant who like to Dominate.

Get it ?

Regards,

Sir Magic
 
--
Sir Magic's Law #32:
To be at peace with ourselves,
we must first face our personal truths, be what they may.
For self-deception leads personal delusions,
and personal delusions, always ends in despair

Magic's World
http://www.darkangel.com



TreSwank -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 3:32:06 PM)

I was impressed by your profile, and it should serve as an example for other men because it is: 1. Detailed (and I mean DETAILED) 2.Creative 3. Well-Written.
Good job.............and kudos for NOT SUCKING.



Lorelei115 -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 5:00:28 PM)

A man with a detailed, well written, creative AND correctly spelled profile? *gasp* that's rarer than a virgin riding a unicorn through the streets of New York City!

When you do find one though, they are generally a keeper. :D



Wolfie648 -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/4/2006 10:33:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

      I can't tell you how many men's profiles I've read that consist of this:

"Insert age here" year old male looking for Dom's in the ??? area.  Interested in...blah, blah, blah"

GOOD JOB, CASANOVA!!!! Now , if I were a woman looking at a lame one or two line profile like that, I'd expect the guy to spend a whole lunch-date discussing something bland like "drywall brackets" or "roofin' "............. because a fella that can't create a halfway unique online profile probably ain't too well-versed in the art of SOCIAL INTERACTION.  Aw hell - a guy like that probably doesn't get the fact that most women don't care too much for learning the subtle nuances of forklift operation, unless that woman listens to the Indigo Girls and has a house littered with lawnmower parts and gas cans.

Even in the animal kingdom, common sense dictates that the peacock with the brightest and most eye-catching plumage will mate more successfully than his peers.  I think that males in particular need to step up the profile-making a little bit.


Aiiightt. Just cuz you lookin for a solid reply and all.

I guess you wear plaid?

The more idiots out there with 2 line profiles the better. It improves my chances ;-) Quit giving them hints.

D (owner of j).



diamonddreamlove -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/5/2006 12:52:26 AM)

LOL and i loved the profile as well!  Virgin on a unicorn in NYC hmmmm yep about that rare.  And if the profile is not fairly complete a self respecting sub like myself does not respond cause if the Dom doesn't put the same effort into a profile that the subs do then He is not likely to put much effort into the relationship IMHO.

diamond



MySweetSubmssive -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/5/2006 1:09:20 AM)

(this has been a public service announcement brought to you by TreSwank)


-edited because it's 4:08am and I can't spell anymore



SusanofO -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/5/2006 2:49:48 AM)

I thougt it was a cute and helpfully-intended thread topic. Creative, too!
[:)]
- Susan



sirmagicky -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/19/2006 9:14:08 AM)

I was in NYC a few months ago and I saw a unicorn !!!!
As for the virgin.. Oh come on, next you'll be saying that the too fairy is real !

*laugh*

Sir Magic



sirmagicky -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/19/2006 10:59:34 AM)

Thank you very much I'm flattered.


Sir Magic

--
We are all taken from the warmth of the light, and born
unto this world asleep. Whether we awaken or not is Freewill -
what happens after that...perhaps is Destiny
                                                                    ~ Sir Magic ~
                       Magic's World
             http://www.darkangel.com



LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/19/2006 11:03:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SexyRed

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm still wondering how on earth you can pop an ovary with your penis.


I'll be discussing that issue more deeply in my next post, "How To Pop An Ovary With Your Penis. A Guide For Men."  For those of you who don't know what we're talking about......I made a joke post in the "Random Stupidity" section titled "I Like the Older Ones", which is probably the most machismo-driven, ridiculous post ever to appear on the CollarMe forums.


I don't know if you can pop an ovary with your penis, but you often make me spit diet peach snapple all over my monitor from your posts. :)


Thank goodness I usually am just drinking water!



Pimpernell -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/19/2006 11:27:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm still wondering how on earth you can pop an ovary with your penis.

Geez, do we need the site admins to set up an option for Hard Limit: Ovary Popping?

Then what?
Likes: Cervix Crunching (Beginner)
Tolerates: Fallopian Tube stuffing (Advanced)
Curious: Urethra Enlargement




Dnomyar -> RE: CollarMe Bruthas Need To Step It Up (9/19/2006 11:53:02 AM)

Does Orville Reddingbacker have movie buttered ovary popping.



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