TreSwank
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1. Black hair makes me look WEIRD, and I mean "tranny hooker in Greenwich Village" weird. The one time did that I did venture into jet-black territory, I looked like some emaciated drug-addict in a way that made people give me the most God-awful looks. 2. I've got a lispy, surfer-voice, and those times when I look too made up, women WILL automatically assume that I'm gay. Hell................even the girls that are sleeping with me aren't entirely convinced that I'm not gay, because I love the Golden Girls and Designing Women. 3. When I shave...........because I'm 5'6, 135 pounds, and REALLY young-looking, I get mistaken for a freakin' high-school kid. Sometimes, that does work to my advantage with the 30-something year old women I meet in the bar who want to feel that nasty, "robbing the cradle" kind of pleasure, but it ain't exactly what I'm looking for (even though I've alot of affection to spread among the 30-something crowd) 4. When I wear a tight flannel shirt, I look SEXY. My little body bulges out at the pecs and triceps, and I'm very happy with that. 5. I'm BALLSY, easygoing and decent-looking, and you would probably want to get freak-nasty with me if we ever met. Believe me, I have been through the tanning bed, Bath and Body Works, exfoliating, "metrosexual" period, and that DOESN'T work for Yours Truly. You'd have to meet me to understand. Because of your suggestion, I will, however; consider tanning again.
< Message edited by TreSwank -- 9/5/2006 10:41:37 AM >
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