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mnottertail -> RE: Ew! LOL (9/4/2006 8:59:34 PM)
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OK, you are a violently beautiful woman, I will tell you a wee joke.
Two guys sitting at the bar, one of them beset and crying his eyes out, I mean as miserable as a human can be and be alive.
Other guy, just sitting there having a beer, he don't know him from adam.
Boo hoo hoo...........
He can't take it, says; Buddy, what the fuck is the problem, I mean jesus h christ???!!?? you been sobbing all night, what can I do?
Not a goddam thing, the guy blubbers, my wife left me, I can't eat, I can't sleep..................(sobbing, wails like a banshee)
Awwwww, geeze---you thought a lot of her then did you?
Hell no, he says, she took my mattress and my false teeth, the bitch....
I can't eat, I can't sleep............
XO,
Ron
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