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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:30:43 PM

Lashra

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MisPandora

So I got this in my spam folder today:
"I think im good in serving house cleaning (badroom kitchen hool toilet) clean up dirty clots shoose makeing food(lunch diner)."

I'm sorry, but I don't make practice of keeping my clots around the house! I know there are folks that are into menstruation play, but that's just gross!!!!

ok let me try to decipher this
"I think I am good in serving, house cleaning (bathroom, kitchen, pool and toilet)Clean up dirty clogs shoes, making food (lunch and dinner)"

So basically he is saying he likes to clean house and the pool for a Mistress who wears clogs, anyone wear clogs? Sorry I'm not into clogs maybe Ron does...

~Lashra

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:55:13 PM

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It took me some time to type this, no I don't. I was laughing hard, you see.

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 10:22:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

quote:

ORIGINAL: MisPandora

So I got this in my spam folder today:
"I think im good in serving house cleaning (badroom kitchen hool toilet) clean up dirty clots shoose makeing food(lunch diner)."

I'm sorry, but I don't make practice of keeping my clots around the house! I know there are folks that are into menstruation play, but that's just gross!!!!

ok let me try to decipher this
"I think I am good in serving, house cleaning (bathroom, kitchen, pool and toilet)Clean up dirty clogs shoes, making food (lunch and dinner)"

So basically he is saying he likes to clean house and the pool for a Mistress who wears clogs, anyone wear clogs? Sorry I'm not into clogs maybe Ron does...

~Lashra

Perhaps no clogs, but maybe HE has the clots?

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 5:15:27 AM

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What a fun way to start the day. Thank you for sharing.

I think

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 12:18:09 PM

MstrssPassion

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his clots were clothes

the scary thing is that any of us can decipher this sh*t...

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 3:53:36 PM

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OK, i think it's a bloody shame that the other paragraphs were lost in cyberspace. This could've been the next great thread in Random. Where do these people come from? Wait, i know, i know. Upper Slobbovia. (i know, i'm dating myself with that reference.)

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 4:04:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MisPandora

So I got this in my spam folder today:
"I think im good in serving house cleaning (badroom kitchen hool toilet) clean up dirty clots shoose makeing food(lunch diner)."

I'm sorry, but I don't make practice of keeping my clots around the house! I know there are folks that are into menstruation play, but that's just gross!!!!

Oh my! I actually know a very sweet switch you is illiterate and types phonetically but I can't even say if that's what you got in that email or not. So, while I can empathize with the writer. That is funny as heck! Definitely gross to think of it in that way too...lol!

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 4:31:40 PM

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I take it your a stiletto man?

Thigh high stilettos oh how yummy

~Lashra

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 4:33:45 PM

Lashra

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omg clothes! DOH I didn't think of that. You are correct MstrssPassion.

~Lashra

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 5:13:40 PM

mnottertail

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That would be the bomb in my book.
Stilletos in a thigh high?
Yes, I believe I could hang with that.
Um-hm, sure.

Ron

The more I think about that, I had better pass on that, it might set me to hoolin ant thw mown, sabby?

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 9/5/2006 5:19:41 PM >

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/5/2006 5:32:02 PM

MisPandora

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonathan

OK, i think it's a bloody shame that the other paragraphs were lost in cyberspace. This could've been the next great thread in Random. Where do these people come from? Wait, i know, i know. Upper Slobbovia. (i know, i'm dating myself with that reference.)

Actually, he was from some foreign country, but not even Babelfish interprets THAT badly.

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/6/2006 2:41:36 AM

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With lunch dinner are you asked if you want flies with that

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/6/2006 2:54:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: MissDiandSirHugh

With lunch dinner are you asked if you want flies with that

Sure, so long as it doesn't come with clots!

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/6/2006 3:04:36 AM

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in some counties they are to be a delicacy and said to add extra protine to ones diet. but i think i will stick with the normal ways of hamburgers, and eggs, white normal chicken eggs, scramble, or devil
take care and be safe
Master Mawgan/slave java

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/7/2006 12:06:17 AM

Vendaval

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E gads, every so often I get one of these types of messages.
And sometimes the sender is not from a foreign country,
just a graduate of the L.A. Unified School District.

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/7/2006 2:15:50 AM

MisPandora

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quote:

ORIGINAL: slavejlb

in some counties they are to be a delicacy and said to add extra protine to ones diet. but i think i will stick with the normal ways of hamburgers, and eggs, white normal chicken eggs, scramble, or devil
take care and be safe
Master Mawgan/slave java

*blinks* Uh.......did you READ the original post that we're all cracking up about? That was ALL horrifying grammar and spelling. It clearly was nothing to do with someone's unique diet.

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