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LotusSong -> Poetry by Dubya! (9/5/2006 8:32:59 AM)

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W.Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by WashingtonPost writer, Richard Thompson. A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too goodnot to share. Please do not run spell check on the following, you computer will shortcircus (sic).> MAKE THE PIE HIGHER I think we all agree, the past is over.This is still a dangerous world.It's a world of madmen and uncertaintyAnd potential mental losses. Rarely is the question askedIs our children learning?Will the highways of the InternetBecome more few? How many hands have I shaked?They misunderestimate me.I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.I know that the human beingAnd the fish can coexist.Families is where our nation finds hope, Where our wings take dream. Put food on your family!Knock down the tollbooth!Vulcanize society!Make the pie higher!  I am the Decider!




Saratov -> RE: Poetry by Dubya! (9/5/2006 8:53:45 AM)

A collage graduate a politrickian and the leader of the country. 
A well educationed man and a credebit to our skol sistim!

Oh, yeah, and his grammer is prowd of him. [:)]




gooddogbenji -> RE: Poetry by Dubya! (9/5/2006 8:57:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too good not to share.



Yes it is truly
a good collection of quotes.
But not a haiku.

Yours,


benji




LotusSong -> RE: Poetry by Dubya! (9/5/2006 9:09:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

A collage graduate a politrickian and the leader of the country. 
A well educationed man and a credebit to our skol sistim!

Oh, yeah, and his grammer is prowd of him. [:)]


That's "edujumakated"




LotusSong -> RE: Poetry by Dubya! (9/5/2006 9:11:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too good not to share.



Yes it is truly
a good collection of quotes.
But not a haiku.

Yours,


benji

Ya, I know.  I just copied and pasted it from the email I got it in.




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