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The price of carrots. - 9/5/2006 1:59:40 PM   
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As of 3:56PM on September 5, 2006, the price of carrots trading on the LeeA.M. farm market is $1.295 per pound.


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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/5/2006 2:46:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I just bought two for one organic baby carrots at Martin's. You know, the ones in the bag, all cleaned and ready to eat.
Great for lunches.
You have to have the Martin's Card to get that deal, though.

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/5/2006 10:10:47 PM   
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As of 3:56PM on September 5, 2006, the price of carrots trading on the LeeA.M. farm market is $1.295 per pound.


Do they dance?

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/6/2006 3:15:40 PM   
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As of 3:56PM on September 5, 2006, the price of carrots trading on the LeeA.M. farm market is $1.295 per pound.

Do they dance?


No but the  do!


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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/7/2006 11:34:46 PM   
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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/8/2006 3:35:58 AM   
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As of 3:56PM on September 5, 2006, the price of carrots trading on the LeeA.M. farm market is $1.295 per pound.


Do they dance?






Just for you QGuage, roflmao.......

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/8/2006 4:01:16 AM   
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twice...the dancing banana/pickle/carrot/pepper is hysterical!!

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/8/2006 4:30:35 AM   
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twice...the dancing banana/pickle/carrot/pepper is hysterical!!


Well QGauge was getting entirely too complacent about the bananas.......

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/8/2006 5:24:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Little boy walks into the bathroom when his dad was in the shower and points to his dad's tallywacker and asks "Dad, what's that thing?" "It's my carrot son." Replied his father embarrased. later the little boy wanders into the bathroom when his mum was in the bath. Pointinmg to her pussy he asks, "Mum, what's that?" "Why son," His mum replied, "It's my twopence." The next morning the little bloke sneeks into his parents bed room for a morning hug and he sees his parents naked on top of the bed with his dad up to the hilt in hos mother.. Going outside he yells to the busy neighborhood "Carrots going up twopence!!!!"

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/8/2006 6:56:53 AM   
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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/11/2006 10:50:56 AM   
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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/11/2006 11:00:23 AM   
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Kleenex and water!!!


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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/11/2006 11:03:17 AM   
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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/11/2006 11:13:33 AM   
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I'm left wondering what you all do with carrots, if their price is so important to you.......... (limited imagination you see)
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Just off the top of my head, I can think of six different things and only one of those involves the digestive tract. ;)

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/11/2006 11:16:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I'm left wondering what you all do with carrots, if their price is so important to you.......... (limited imagination you see)
E


Just off the top of my head, I can think of six different things and only one of those involves the digestive tract. ;)

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oo-er! *feigns innocence*

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RE: The price of carrots. - 9/12/2006 5:02:41 AM   
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I'm left wondering what you all do with carrots, if their price is so important to you.......... (limited imagination you see)
E


Just off the top of my head, I can think of six different things and only one of those involves the digestive tract. ;)


Bad me, i can think of two that involve the digestive tract, well parts of it anyway.....

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