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Aileen68 -> Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 5:28:58 PM)
Ok...I have to say that Ron is probably my favorite poster here. Here's a classic from him. Don't expect a link...I don't do that. From the Ew! LOL thread in Ask a Mistress. In fact that whole thread is classic. quote: Two guys sitting at the bar, one of them beset and crying his eyes out, I mean as miserable as a human can be and be alive. Other guy, just sitting there having a beer, he don't know him from adam. Boo hoo hoo........... He can't take it, says; Buddy, what the fuck is the problem, I mean jesus h christ???!!?? you been sobbing all night, what can I do? Not a goddam thing, the guy blubbers, my wife left me, I can't eat, I can't sleep..................(sobbing, wails like a banshee) Awwwww, geeze---you thought a lot of her then did you? Hell no, he says, she took my mattress and my false teeth, the bitch.... I can't eat, I can't sleep............ XO, Ron So what are your favorite Ronisms...when you can actually understand what he's saying?

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 5:50:00 PM)
For the most part, I can't understand what he is talking about half the time....

Level -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 5:56:01 PM)
From the Book of Ron, ch. 7 verse 9: quote: "I am sorry that I ever turned down a blowjob, it is unnatural to do so." Ron

bandit25 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:06:54 PM)
Cuddle, even HE doesn't know what he is talking about half the time...THAT'S why we love him so.

sublizzie -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:09:06 PM)
It's cuz he's a Norwegian bachelor farmer....

justheather -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:10:24 PM)
Are the bachelors farmed organically or does he use chemical pesticides?

sublizzie -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:11:25 PM)
Hard to tell. Those Norwegian bachelor farmers in Lake Woebegone are kinda switchy that way....!

Rumtiger -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 7:04:19 PM)
It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete.

Aileen68 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 11:26:35 PM)
Being drunk sometimes does help.

LaTigresse -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 7:37:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete. Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself.

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 10:44:44 AM)
FYI .. Ron has been thru college and has a BS in BS and now is able to educatedly spread his thru his Ron-isms . which he claims royalty rights to and any duplicating said Ron-isms shall be fined 1 dollar for copyright infringements [8D]

SweetSarijane -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 11:35:04 AM)
He cracks me up and through the laughter his points come across, unless he's not trying to make a point lol. I thoroughly enjoy his posts and have learned from some of them. There are too many favorites of his for me to list...just popping in my 2 cents.

Lashra -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 12:24:56 PM)
I think Ron should run for President. He gave a thumbs down to clogs and a thumbs up to thigh high stilettos. The man has good taste, nuff said? Plus he is a honorary Domme thats an exclusive club, only guys with really nice legs get into it.[;)] ~Lashra

Level -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 3:33:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete. Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself. Exactly. Ron (ne) and Noah both are talented writers, and very unique.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 4:02:17 PM)
I usually piss myself laughing when I read his posts. But, then again, I piss myself all the time. I still like him though. Yours, benji

NastyDaddy -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 7:15:15 PM)
Who is Ron?

Aileen68 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 7:19:08 PM)
mnottertail

Rumtiger -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 8:04:03 PM)
Hey, he copied my lust for an Amazon woman.

subinside -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 8:10:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself. i think that's a good thing.. i'm not sure these forums could handle another one of him..

Rumtiger -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 8:19:18 PM)
He just better give me credit if he ever uses "bowl of dicks"

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