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Aileen68 -> Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 5:28:58 PM)

Ok...I have to say that Ron is probably my favorite poster here.
Here's a classic from him.  Don't expect a link...I don't do that.
From the Ew! LOL thread in Ask a Mistress.  In fact that whole thread is classic.


quote:

  Two guys sitting at the bar, one of them beset and crying his eyes out, I mean as miserable as a human can be and be alive.
Other guy, just sitting there having a beer, he don't know him from adam.


Boo hoo hoo...........

He can't take it, says; Buddy, what the fuck is the problem, I mean jesus h christ???!!??  you been sobbing all night, what can I do?


Not a goddam thing, the guy blubbers, my wife left me, I can't eat, I can't sleep..................(sobbing, wails like a banshee) 


Awwwww, geeze---you thought a lot of her then did you?


Hell no, he says, she took my mattress and my false teeth, the bitch....


I can't eat, I can't sleep............

XO,
Ron




So what are your favorite Ronisms...when you can actually understand what he's saying?




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 5:50:00 PM)

For the most part, I can't understand what he is talking about half the time....




Level -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 5:56:01 PM)

From the Book of Ron, ch. 7 verse 9:

quote:

"I am sorry that I ever turned down a blowjob, it is unnatural to do so."

Ron




bandit25 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:06:54 PM)

Cuddle, even HE doesn't know what he is talking about half the time...THAT'S why we love him so.




sublizzie -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:09:06 PM)

It's cuz he's a Norwegian bachelor farmer....




justheather -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:10:24 PM)

Are the bachelors farmed organically or does he use chemical pesticides?




sublizzie -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 6:11:25 PM)

Hard to tell. Those Norwegian bachelor farmers in Lake Woebegone are kinda switchy that way....!




Rumtiger -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 7:04:19 PM)

It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete.




Aileen68 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/5/2006 11:26:35 PM)

Being drunk sometimes does help.




LaTigresse -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 7:37:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete.


Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself.




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 10:44:44 AM)

FYI .. Ron has been thru college and has a BS in BS and now is able to educatedly spread his thru his Ron-isms . which he claims royalty rights to and any duplicating said Ron-isms shall be fined 1 dollar for copyright infringements
 
 [8D]




SweetSarijane -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 11:35:04 AM)

He cracks me up and through the laughter his points come across, unless he's not trying to make a point lol. I thoroughly enjoy his posts and have learned from some of them. There are too many favorites of his for me to list...just popping in my 2 cents.





Lashra -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 12:24:56 PM)

I think Ron should run for President. He gave a thumbs down to clogs and a thumbs up to thigh high stilettos. The man has good taste, nuff said? Plus he is a honorary Domme thats an exclusive club, only guys with really nice legs get into it.[;)]

~Lashra




Level -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 3:33:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete.


Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself.



Exactly. Ron (ne) and Noah both are talented writers, and very unique.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 4:02:17 PM)

I usually piss myself laughing when I read his posts.  But, then again, I piss myself all the time.

I still like him though.

Yours,


benji




NastyDaddy -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 7:15:15 PM)

Who is Ron?




Aileen68 -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 7:19:08 PM)

mnottertail




Rumtiger -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 8:04:03 PM)

Hey, he copied my lust for an Amazon woman.




subinside -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 8:10:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself.



i think that's a good thing.. i'm not sure these forums could handle another one of him..




Rumtiger -> RE: Random Ronisms (9/6/2006 8:19:18 PM)

He just better give me credit if he ever uses "bowl of dicks"




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