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If Shakira sat on Your face and...


hum the tune for "Whenever, Wherever".
  10% (3)
vibrate in response.
  3% (1)
wonder what's for dinner.
  0% (0)
mentally replay scenes of O.J. hunting killer(s) at golf courses.
  3% (1)
adoringly give passionate oral worship.
  51% (15)
tip the waiter.
  6% (2)
realize tax season is nearby.
  6% (2)
vote for a National Belly Dance Day.
  6% (2)
see Goddess Jules' pictures in your mind.
  6% (2)
take the rest of the day off.
  3% (1)


Total Votes : 29
(last vote on : 12/1/2005 6:44:14 AM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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die4urpleasure -> If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 12:15:25 PM)

danced in straddle upon you, what would you do?




INSIDEYOURMIND -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 12:20:49 PM)

Huh?




die4urpleasure -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 1:17:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: INSIDEYOURMIND

Huh?


What? [sm=rolleyes.gif] You don't think it could happen?




velvetvixen -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 7:08:06 PM)

You didn't give me the choice "grab my cell phone, call Master and say you aren't going to believe this." Of course I guess I would have to also add that I would request that Shakira remove herself from my face so I could make a call.

I've never thought about Shakira in that way.




die4urpleasure -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 7:21:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: velvetvixen

You didn't give me the choice "grab my cell phone, call Master and say you aren't going to believe this." Of course I guess I would have to also add that I would request that Shakira remove herself from my face so I could make a call.


[sm=lol.gif] Cute response. Makes me wonder if I'd put my cellular on vibrate-only. [;)]




velvetvixen -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 7:25:42 PM)


quote:

Makes me wonder if I'd put my cellular on vibrate-only


For your pleasure or Shakira's?




die4urpleasure -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 7:36:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: velvetvixen


quote:

Makes me wonder if I'd put my cellular on vibrate-only


For your pleasure or Shakira's?


Well, with all modesty (and indecency too), I'd do all I can to pleasure her. [:D]







I guess the phone could go into my left front pocket, since I'm a "leftie". [;)]




Paulnz -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 7:38:49 PM)

Tough choice but I went for Goddess Jules over wondering what's for dinner. Very rarely do I put my stomach behind what hangs beneath it.





proudsub -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 9:33:38 PM)

I would run and hide if i could get up, unless Master was there directing me to pleasure her.[:o]




sterlingsweet -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/6/2005 11:46:18 PM)

I would throw her ass off!

Shakira, really doesn't do much for me.




velvetvixen -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/7/2005 8:02:36 AM)




quote:

I guess the phone could go into my left front pocket, since I'm a "leftie".


TMI [:(]




die4urpleasure -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (1/7/2005 9:15:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Paulnz

Tough choice but I went for Goddess Jules over wondering what's for dinner. Very rarely do I put my stomach behind what hangs beneath it.




Good choice. [8D] Less fattening too.


quote:

ORIGINAL: proudsub

I would run and hide if i could get up, unless Master was there directing me to pleasure her.[:o]



I like that first qualification of "if i could get up". [;)]


quote:

ORIGINAL: sterlingsweet

I would throw her ass off!

Shakira, really doesn't do much for me.



No one should have an ass on their face they don't want. But, sometimes "things" happen.




ILovePain13 -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (4/22/2005 1:18:42 PM)

How can anyone not think of Shakira like that?!? Damn the girl is fine. As a belly dancer I admire her. And that ass is to dream of. I like my petite women (like me [;)])




MsMacComb -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (4/27/2005 3:15:08 PM)

Who?




onceburned -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (4/27/2005 4:45:13 PM)

GoddessJules is a much beloved and sorely missed member of Collarme. She may occasionally read messages still but not often enough as to make up for her absent messages.

We miss Jules!!




velvetvixen -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (4/27/2005 7:23:54 PM)

I thought the "who" was in reference to Shakira, not Goddess Jules.

Shakira is a South American pop singer/belly dancer.





iwillserveu -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (4/29/2005 1:08:31 PM)

Who is Sakira? I guess she is a good looking singer. Nice thought.




MzBerlin -> RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... (4/29/2005 2:46:13 PM)

sorry to hijack but where did Jules go? I enjoyed her posts very much....
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