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RE: Could not Fail - 9/6/2006 7:44:08 PM

CreoleCook

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Piss on Bush's desk, while he was sitting at it.

seriously though.... Find a cure for cancer, and patent it. Pay up, everybody!!! (fuck the lottery...I wanna be rich!)

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RE: Could not Fail - 9/6/2006 7:55:21 PM

mnottertail

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I only play the Lottery in my state when it goes above 54 million (at least I have pot odds, if any of you play texas hold em) I am a computer geek in real life and have had the orgasmic pleasure of dedicating a pretty powerful computer to the task of discovering winners for months on end. No little shitbreather pc farm either, but not as large as the seti project by a longshot. 5 and 11 are nice numbers, and I can tell you that the chances of 123456 winning are 50-50 but the odds among that field are zero, because of things like the orion construct (a made up structure with no statistical foundation other than visual) ....and don't play birthdays for a lot of reasons, the best being that quickpicks are 80% of all lottery winners. and 80%/80%/80% is at sometime fascinating and approaching the calculus......ok, enough math.

I bet 5 bucks when it happens and do it steadily, nevermind all the other problems associated with winning a lottery---

I am going to sit there having bet 5 bucks and winning the motherfucker for 800 million or whatever the fantasy is, and the bottom line is going to be; what the fuck did I waste that 4 dollars for?

Ron

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RE: Could not Fail - 9/6/2006 8:05:33 PM

Level

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: Owned1

Im with Level I would play the lottery but I would save it for when its really reaaaaalllllllyyyyyy big. Then I could be a humanitarian and help those I wanted to <~~~added so I would not look so greedy

Owned

We're not greedy........ we're "cash heavy" lol...... or would be if the lotto came through....

I would go rob Level and Owned1 of there winnings

*hands WWS some Monopoly money*

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RE: Could not Fail - 9/6/2006 8:48:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: Owned1

Im with Level I would play the lottery but I would save it for when its really reaaaaalllllllyyyyyy big. Then I could be a humanitarian and help those I wanted to <~~~added so I would not look so greedy

Owned

We're not greedy........ we're "cash heavy" lol...... or would be if the lotto came through....

I would go rob Level and Owned1 of there winnings