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BDSM Humor - 1/20/2004 4:01:57 PM

MrDom

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Things a sub definately does not want to hear during play...

* Oops!

* Uoh, I could have sworn I had a key her somewhere...

* You didn't really need that right?

* Which end of this thing do I insert there?

* Don't worry, there is bound to be a locksmith open at 3AM sunday morning.

* Sure, I promised no permanent damage, but you know hair grows back...

* Whoops! I thought that was the KY-Jelly

* If this is the KY-Jelly, then what did I just put on your....

* Shit, you can untie yourself right?

* Uhoh, if this is the tube of crazy glue, then where is the tube of KY-jelly...

* Have I ever told you about this fantasy I haave about what to do with tennis balls??

* Trust me, I know what I am doing. I saw this in a movie once and it worked

* Trust me, I'm an expert, I read the entire 'Gor' series.

* Shucks, now which of us was the dominant again?

* Uhoh, I think it is stuck there. Now what do we do?

* Bye, I'm off for the weekend, don't you just love suspension bondage?

Enjoy!

Dominic
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RE: BDSM Humor - 11/25/2004 1:32:59 PM

Kuraria

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"Trust me, I'm an expert, I read the entire 'Gor' series. " yea I have heard that so often its not even funny.

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RE: BDSM Humor - 11/26/2004 1:31:53 PM

masteroffire

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MrDom

* Uoh, I could have sworn I had a key her somewhere...

ok, so some of us don't have the best memories as to where we put things.. :)

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RE: BDSM Humor - 11/26/2004 2:57:09 PM

houndguy

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MrDom

Things a sub definately does not want to hear during play...

* Trust me, I'm an expert, I read the entire 'Gor' series.

Laugh out loud funny!

Thanks for sharing!

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