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24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 11:24:39 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		I neared died laughing when I read this advertisement for a 24/7 slave on another site.

Wanted: 24/7 female slave with large breasts and very long hair. This Master with 27 years experience seeks a slave to mold into his perfect woman. My requirements are that you be phyiscally fit, with large breasts, long hair preferably dark. You must be obedient and never question or disobey. An added plus would be a slave that could not read nor write nor had any formal education. If  interested please contact: Master-----

IF she cannot read how the hell would she read this ad? and further more if she had no formal education and presumably write nor operate a computer how would she reply?
LMAO


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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 11:27:35 AM   
DarkSideOfThMoon


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Status: offline 		Why would you want a slave with no education? Would he wish her to be able to speak?

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 11:34:36 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		My guess is he believes if she has no education she would be easier for him to *mold* into his perfect woman. Or perhaps he figures that if she's doing house work and giving him blowjobs she doesn't need a formal education to clog her brain. Who knows?

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 11:39:04 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I believe a blowup doll would be perfect for this guy, unless of course he has some $$, then I would say a Realdoll.

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 11:49:40 AM   
Akorkon


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Status: offline 		Call be weird, but I prefer an intelligent and capable woman. Remember I want to live with her, and we do have to other things other than sex, like e.g. talking and other things.

Besides, isn't it more rewarding that an intelligent woman has submitted?

If I am completely wrong, then forgive me, as I do not have 50 years of experience with this.

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 1:31:26 PM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Akorkon

Call be weird, but I prefer an intelligent and capable woman. Remember I want to live with her, and we do have to other things other than sex, like e.g. talking and other things.

Besides, isn't it more rewarding that an intelligent woman has submitted?

If I am completely wrong, then forgive me, as I do not have 50 years of experience with this.


Call me crazy, but I also like them to have a great sense of humour and a strong sense of self  to go with that intelligence.


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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 5:37:06 PM   
WayWardSoul


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ORIGINAL: DarkSideOfThMoon

Why would you want a slave with no education? Would he wish her to be able to speak?


I would think its because he feels that she wont miss (or know better about) him not being able to provide much for her. What I find funny about it is she would need to be able to read to know he is looking for her.

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 5:39:48 PM   
cuddleheart50


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

I neared died laughing when I read this advertisement for a 24/7 slave on another site.

Wanted: 24/7 female slave with large breasts and very long hair. This Master with 27 years experience seeks a slave to mold into his perfect woman. My requirements are that you be phyiscally fit, with large breasts, long hair preferably dark. You must be obedient and never question or disobey. An added plus would be a slave that could not read nor write nor had any formal education. If  interested please contact: Master-----

IF she cannot read how the hell would she read this ad? and further more if she had no formal education and presumably write nor operate a computer how would she reply?
LMAO




What a Goober!!!!

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 5:43:39 PM   
Tikkiee


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Status: offline 		Dayum.

guess that means I can't apply huh?


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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 6:14:23 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		Not nessisarily, She could have a pc that  speaks the add to her, all though being illiterate as she would have to be there'd be no pc lol.
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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSideOfThMoon

Why would you want a slave with no education? Would he wish her to be able to speak?


I would think its because he feels that she wont miss (or know better about) him not being able to provide much for her. What I find funny about it is she would need to be able to read to know he is looking for her.

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 7:16:32 PM   
stockingluvr54


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Status: offline 		OOOOPS!!!!   Thanks for bringing that to my attention....guess I didn't think about her being able to read? That's my other ad....better go pull it for some editing......

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 7:20:05 PM   
MySweetSubmssive


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Status: offline 		So kind of like an Amish subslut??? 

(smothering laughter)

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 7:33:33 PM   
Owned1


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Status: offline 		I think we should all apply with the new online cyber language, though I would need help with the (mis)spelling of the words.

I can only wonder what the "Dom" in question is like.

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 7:39:52 PM   
HarryVanWinkle


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Status: offline 		Shouldn't she be rich and have no family too?

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 9:57:34 PM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		If she did she would probably be perfect for him then. He could retire and live in the lap of luxury, because I'm sure he'd be handling her money for him, I mean her.

It takes all kinds to make a world, scary huh?

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/7/2006 10:28:12 PM   
juliaoceania


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Status: offline 		OMG, that is the weirdest thing I have ever seen.

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/8/2006 3:37:13 AM   
maledave777


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Status: offline 		How about a  female mannequin in a store display window?

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/8/2006 3:47:36 AM   
subinside


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Status: offline 		don't forget the flat head and missing the front teeth too.

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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/8/2006 5:34:56 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		I suggest a Highland cattle cow. They have large breasts (well, udders anyway) and long brown/black hair. They cant read or write and have no education whatever. They rarely question anything, being unable to speak, and are easy to keep fit by allowing them to graze often.

How this nut could mold her into a woman I'm not sure, but plastic surgery is advancing rapidly these days, so who knows?
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RE: 24/7 slave ad - 9/8/2006 6:28:55 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO thats just to funny! Thanks you made my day.

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