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MissyRane -> Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 1:29:33 PM)

I need a new laptop..and well and I'm going to buy a new laptop but does any IDIOT PROOF pc exist at all? which has on and off buttons for..particularly EVERYTHING and so on? just you know..a pc a 4 yo kid could handle[8|]




LotusSong -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 1:56:17 PM)

Like a "press any key" key?




KenDckey -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 1:59:10 PM)

ROFL   You need to do like I did.   I started my children on computers when they were in the 3rd grade and my grandchildren when they were 3.   Then I ask them questions on how to do things.




MissyRane -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 2:10:58 PM)

YESSSSSSSSSSS Lotus you got it right[:)][:)][:)]
Well I'm sorry but I'm 19 I don't plan on having kids in the near future and I am thinking of it for myself! Because I just suck..at pcs.. and I think I'm becoming worse at them every single minute that passes




KenDckey -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 2:25:25 PM)

19!!!!   I didn't see a PC until I was in my mid 30's    before that I wrote programs with wires and boards and input with 80 80 cards.    LOL   Have you considered taking a computer class at the local adult education center?




NastyDaddy -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 2:32:36 PM)

"Idiot proof" is simply an advertising buzz phrase... you may have to try RTFM? I must say that I have seen an idiot proof mouse, it had no buttons on it at all.

Have you ever heard of the Video Professor... that John guy on TV? He'll send you the lessson of your choice for free. Unfortunately the lesson comes on a CD-ROM and can only be viewed on the computer that you don't know how to use... mo problems!

Sometimes it rains when it pours... 




gooddogbenji -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 2:47:33 PM)

Computers are simple.  Buy almost any kind, wait till it crashes, throw it out the window, repeat.

Yours,


benji




MissyRane -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 2:55:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KenDckey

19!!!!   I didn't see a PC until I was in my mid 30's    before that I wrote programs with wires and boards and input with 80 80 cards.    LOL   Have you considered taking a computer class at the local adult education center?

I know how to reformat, get rid of viruses..and I know how to track down programs for free and then how to turn on and off..I  was a computer geek when I was a kid lol I knew every single thing there was about pcs..now I barely know what the keyboard is so um I just need..an easy to use..pc which doesn't make things complicated [>:] I just suck at it


LOL benji




MstrssPassion -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 3:02:34 PM)

was a geek when you were a kid
you're 19 now

How long ago was this? 5 maybe 10 yrs ago... & you are now having issues with the newer computers... damn, I've got working computers at least this old & I know it is time to replace them. I'm wondering if they have really changed so much that I will feel lost




MissyRane -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 3:11:03 PM)

erm well it was yeh closer to 10 years ago..and more...I didn't even know how to be able to see the size of the screen I was like erm..14"..is that big? and then the things were bein counted up what was in it n well ok the only thing I understood was that it had 100gb harddrive the rest I was like errrrrrrrr??????????????????????? n memory just wtf is memory... 5400rpm Serial ATA hard drive ...etcetc just WHAT are those things....ma cousin just bought himself a laptop so it was just...TIIIIIMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY translation on the whole thing pleeeeeeeeease[>:] but he only knows what these things mean..unfortunately he isn't sure about idiot proof PC's lol




MstrssPassion -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 3:24:07 PM)

just do what I do... go to Circuit City, Best Buy, Sam's.... where ever they have active displays & play. It will all come back to you as far as usage. Forget all about identifying the components at this point unless you are in the biz or you are doing heavy usage such as graphics, recording/recording & such. When you find one that interests you do a product search on it & look for buyer reviews. After all this work, you get the thing home... use it for a while & before you get comfortable with it... it will already be obsolete & you start over again.

BTW... be real careful about searching the net for freebies & loading them onto your machine...these sites & programs are full of nasties, so make sure you protect your computer.

I recall one person on these boards is very computer savvy, maybe he will find this thread & post on it for you.




MissyRane -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 4:13:45 PM)

Thank you for the advice[:)][:)] Yeah I just need a thing that can type lol and that doesn't turn stuff on and off when IT sees fit...and doesn't fuck up burnt CD's it's become quite independent when it comes to some things[:)][8D] and it's ruined the 6 burnt CD's that meant the most for me[:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(] I'll NEVER EVER forgive this piece of shit[:(] it used to run the CD's..for about 3 times but no then it just decided to ruin them the 4th time[:(] but yeah
CD drive DVD drive doesn't hurt.. and an office pack[:)] think I'll go geek-shopping sometime..wanna join[:)]




SirKenin -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/7/2006 8:27:25 PM)

Ok.  I am a computer technician and Value Added Reseller.  In other words, I sell, service, support and network PCs, servers, workstations, laptops, photocopiers, RIPs and whatever else, as well as do IT work and virus/spyware removal ad nauseum.  Soo.

Obviously there are a few things to consider when you buy your PC.  What are you going to be using it for?  What software do you need?  What kind of warranty are you going to get?  What kind of support is available to you?  Where do I have to send it for service?  Etc.  You get the idea.

The first thing to remember is that nine times out of ten the vendor doesn't give a shit about you.  They want to make the most money.  That is just the way this business is.  You need a Celeron, they will try and sell you a Core 2 Duo with 2 GB of RAM and 300 GB of harddrive space.  So know what you need up front.  Have those questions ready to be asked.  If you appear at all vulnerable they will attempt to take advantage of you.  I have seen it too many times.  Not all of course.  Just most.

Second, avoid the box stores.  They just do not sell very good machines.  HP, Compaq, E-machines, etc.  They generally use either mediocre or poor quality components.  Just not somewhere you want to buy a computer.  It was My findings that the machines were not built for quality so that they could come in at an entry level price to sell in volume.

There is the VAR (computer store).  The problem is establishing the credibility of the VAR, number one, and number two, establishing tech support.  He will be all smiles when you walk in the door.  He will walk you through a few basics and show you a couple of systems that are designed with low end parts.  If possible he will try and "upsell" you.  He will gladly take your money and throw something together (I have seen some REALLY shitty builds from vendors) and you can pick it up and take it home.  This is when the problem begins.  Legally he is obligated to provide you tech support for your product, but to most their job is finished.  They will replace parts under warranty, but if you have a question, anything other than the very basic gets waived off.

Ok, so now you must be really worried...  Well, there is a final alternative... Dell.

The reason I recommend Dell to you is because they offer decent systems using middle of the road to very good components.  They offer good warranties.  They offer quite good tech support.  Everything is ready to go out of the box and comes with a restore option to restore everything back to that point if you ever mess it up.  Michael Dell has been in business a very long time now.  Dell sells huge amounts of computers to corporations.  They have a computer to fit pretty much every need and budget (they do not build their own laptops, monitors and printers though).  They offer fantastic pricing that I can not even touch sometimes because Intel gives them such an awesome deal.  They have a really good reputation.... AND they now offer free shipping and will drop it off right to your door.  They will even finance you on approved credit.

I thought about it for some time before I made this post, and a Dell is the closest thing I can think of to what would suit your needs.  Of course if you have any more questions you can feel free to ask Me.




seeksfemslave -> RE: Idiot proof.. (9/8/2006 1:06:23 AM)

MissyRane...I could help you if you would agree to sit on my laptop. A little thrust here , a guiding hand there, add in a few key strokes and let my mouse run where it may.

Does that appeal at all ?




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