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siouxie -> redefining the terms (9/12/2006 11:54:01 AM)
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Everybody participates in BDSM...sometimes it's just a matter of redefining the terminology.
If you think you're too old, look at all the kinky things you do during the day:
Sensory deprivation - removing the hearing aid and glasses.
Suspension - waiting to see if you'll have a movement during the day.
Caning - your main method of transportation.
Paddling -what the kids today should have had when they were growing up.
Electrical Play - making sure the grandkids shut off the lights when they leave a room.
Medical Play - taking your daily medications
Breath Play - going up a flight of stairs
Deprivation Scene - deciding to buy groceries or pay rent with your pension check.
Edge Play - not opening the envelope that says you may have already won $1,000,000.00.
Percussion - that annoying noise that lets you know your grandson just pulled in the driveway.
You're never too young either, if you look at this way:
Deprivation Scene - what happens when your parents get your report card.
Suspension - what happens when you act up in school.
Breath Play - what you do when your parents won't give you what you want.
Edge Play - borrowing your dad's tools without permission.
Scat - what grown-ups keep telling you to do.
Water Play - jumping in puddles.
Switch - how you try to bat.
Fire Play - sneaking out in the back yard with bottle rockets and matches.
Safeword - stuff like friggin', biachi, a-hole that you use instead of the real words.
Drag - spending time with your parents.
Does it matter how many kids you have? You still scene:
Sensory Deprivation - what you do after the umpteenth time your kid said, "But Mom-meeee!"
Age Play - the terrible twos.
Infantilism - the attitude of a 14 year-old girl who can't go to the mall.
Edge Play - letting the 16 year-old borrow the car.
Role Play - "Because I said so, that's why!"
Cross Dressing - making your kids wear jackets because you are cold.
Bottoming - when you absolutely can't stand it anymore.
Topping - what the 5 year-old has all over his face.
Abrasion - "gee, honey, what did you do all day?"
Whipped and beaten - the way you feel at the end of the day.
And even the yuppies got into the act:
Deprivation - Oh my God, we're out of Evian.
Medical Scene - the hissy fit thrown when you discover your HMO doesn't cover that procedure.
Domination - hostile corporate takeovers.
Mind Fuck - you suck up to the CFO, and he doesn't have a clue you're after his job.
Water Sports - chatting about last night's game at the water cooler.
Cane - the really cool guy you watched on 'Kung Fu'
Masochism - opening the door when your personal trainer knocks.
Humiliation - the BMW dies and you have to get a jump from a Hyundai.
Wax - what you pay the maid to do to the kitchen floor.
Whip - what your alma mater's sports squads had best to the other teams.
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